In a sad story from the murder capital of Canada, a 16-year-old hockey player died today after being hit in the neck with a puck in an AA midget hockey game in Edmonton. First that football team from Grand Prairie, now this. Why do these young, promising Albertan athletes have to die when Don Cherry remains among the living?
While there is no proof he shot the puck, word has it that the Montreal PD want to charge Zdeno Chara for murder, seeing as he got off scot-free in the Pacioretty incident. Personally, I’d like to see Todd Bertuzzi take the blame. Not that he had anything to with this; he ought to be blamed for everything wrong with the game of hockey.
In all seriousness, RIP Kyle Fundytus.