From: http://www.torontosun.com/2013/05/17/rob-fords-got-quite-the-rap-sheet–if-its-true
Rob Ford might have allegedly done all sorts of bad things, but one thing he’s never allegedly done is allegedly smoke joints. This Toronto Sun reader provides proof:
Mind you, not all Dopesmokers weigh 600 pounds…
On the latest episode of As the Gravy Train Turns, Rob Ford, The Mayor of This CityTM, leaves another meeting early. But this time, it’s not to coach his championship-winning football team. Instead, he was spotted sticking fridge magnets on constituents’ cars in the parking lot. As the Toronto Sun reports, some of them are already up for grabs on Kijiji. “Pair of very lightly used Rob Ford car magnets (may also double as a fridge magnet but no promises). Hand installed by The Mayor himself last night at the Humbertown redevelopment meeting in Etobicoke,” the seller wrote. “Will happily trade for one iota of progress on The City’s transit file.” Can you say Reserve Not Met?
And then there’s this guy, who wasn’t at the meeting—and it’s probably just as well…
Remember, it’s his car, he paid for it.
Although the Toronto Sun chose to focus on his assessment of the Toronto Blue Jays, other major media outlets, including the Toronto Star (who else?), are running with the fact that Rob Ford, The Mayor of This CityTM, made vomiting noises when told of a proposal to raise taxes for transit. Hey, who’s to say he wasn’t simply trying to suppress his tax-allergy symptoms? (The Sun’s take? Metrolinx taxes make Rob Ford gag.) But don’t you know that the mere thought of tossing one’s cookies is unbecoming of any Mayor of this city?
(Note to Olivia Chow: Better bring some Pepto Bismol on the campaign trail, lest you invoke the ire of at least 75 registered Star commenters…)
The Toronto Sun is reporting that a 56-year-old woman was charged with impaired driving after arriving at the South Simcoe police station in Innisfil, just north of Toronto, where she was going to bail out her son—who had just been arrested for the same offense. According to the Sun, “at about 3:20 a.m., the man’s mother arrived to pick him up. While speaking to the arresting officer, he detected alcohol on her breath as well.” Musta been a real family bender!
Her 27-year-old offspring had earlier been arrested for allegedly speeding up Yonge St north of the city. Both family members reportedly failed the breathalyzer. No word as to who earned dinner-table bragging rights by blowing the higher score, however.
The Toronto Sun is asking anyone who knows the accused to contact their City Desk at 416-947-2211 with some juicy gossip. The craziest tale just might make the front page… 
From: http://www.torontosun.com/2012/10/15/dalton-mcguinty-stepping-down-as-liberal-leader
Dalton McGuinty shocked the province when he announced his surprise resignation as Ontario Premier last night, in the midst of political scandal and unpopular belt-tightening policies. On the Toronto Sun’s comments section, where Premier Dad is about as well-liked as an abusive stepfather, there was certainly cause for celebration—a whopping 737 comments’ worth! Here are just a few remarks from the McQuitty Day revelers:
(Wait, did that guy seriously suggest Rob Ford as the next Premier of Ontario!? Yikes…)
From: http://www.torontosun.com/2012/10/11/city-hall-reacts-to-mel-lastmans-diss-of-rob-ford
What’s even more entertaining than Mel Lastman making fun of Rob Ford? This Toronto Sun commentor’s attempt to explain why both are great mayors:
(Who knew that all it took to be a “mayor to respect” was being sensitive to your woman’s needs?)
From: http://www.torontosun.com/2012/10/04/helen-hunt-wants-teens-to-see-new-sex-movie-the-sessions
So, apparently Helen Hunt has a new movie out in which she gets naked and has sex with a polio sufferer. And what’s more, she believes that 15- and 16-year-olds should see it, so they could learn a thing or two from her technique in the sack. However, this Toronto Sun commentor doesn’t think that’s a very good idea:
(On second thought, I’m guessing this person probably doesn’t have kids…)
Suffice to say, Toronto Sun readers aren’t too thrilled about Justin Trudeau running for the Liberal Party leadership, but this might be taking it a little too far:
Could Trudeau’s Legion of the Undead feast on Harper in 2015? Stay tuned…
Suffice to say, Toronto Sun readers don’t really like Dalton McGuinty. In another recent Sun story on the provincial deficit, one foaming fellow referred to him exclusively as “Dim bulb Dumbcunt” and “Dalton the douche.” And then there’s this:
Gee, kinda makes MPP Jim McDonell’s original statement seem rather tame by comparison, eh?
From: http://www.torontosun.com/2012/09/10/toronto-bullet-ban-shot-down
The executive committee at Toronto City Hall has decided not to debate Councillor Adam Vaughan’s proposed bullet ban, deciding to defer it indefinitely. This had one commentor remarking on Vaughan’s glum visage in the photograph accompanying the Toronto Sun story on the subject, which somehow devolved into a discussion of the dangerousness of stuffed animals…
Some of these comments were amusing, but let’s get serious: stuffed animals don’t kill people, bullets do. At the very least, it would take a great deal of concerted effort to smother someone with a teddy bear, whereas any lazy bastard with a loaded gun could easily end someone’s life with a quick squeeze of the trigger. Come to think of it, you could probably kill someone with a plastic bag more easily than with a stuffed animal. (Weren’t all bags supposed to be banned by now, anyways?)
