COMMENT OF THE DAY: I guess the other 43,967 just show up to drink, fight and tailgate, eh?

From: http://www.thestar.com/sports/football/nfl/article/1321292–buffalo-bills-rogers-centre-reach-deal-to-continue-playing-one-nfl-game-per-season-in-toronto

Speaking of the (Not-So-)Super Bowl, Rogers announced today that it’s extending the Bills in Toronto Series for another five seasons—twice as long as your typical Rogers contract.  This should probably pay for a pretty good portion of those upgrades to Ralph Wilson Stadium, mind you.  Never mind that players have publicly stated they hate playing at Rogers Centre, bitter Buffalonians don’t take the trip to support their losing team, and your typical Torontoninan couldn’t care less… as a Seahawks fan, I sure enjoyed this season’s contest! ;)

Of course, the official attendance for the Bills and Hawks was listed at 40,770, far from a sell-out, and a far cry from the Ralph’s capacity crowd of 73,967.  But according to this omniscient sometime Bills supporter, the crowd in Buffalo wouldn’t be any bigger if you took away their booze ‘n blue cheese:

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(Then again, even if the unthinkable were to happen, and the Ralph operated at 40.5586% capacity all season, they’d likely still outdraw the Grey Cup champion Toronto Argonauts.  But don’t get me started on that…)

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Stampeders’ TD horse belatedly named Grey Cup MVP by Toronto alt-weekly

The Calgary Stampeders may have left Toronto empty handed, but their trusty steed Marty, a stand-in for regular TD horse Quick Six, was awarded a Menchie by alt-weekly The Grid two days ago.  In a brief writeup, the alt-weekly noted that “The Ikea monkey got more press, but it was Marty—a 15-year-old horse from a Stouffville petting zoo—who really shook up the city” when he was initially denied, and later granted, entry into the Royal York Hotel.  “See, Toronto? Loosening your harness can be kinda fun,” The Grid concludes.

Interestingly enough, no Toronto Argonauts appear to have won a Menchie award this year.  Not that it takes the sting out of losing the Grey Cup or anything… :(

The agony of defeat… (with pictures)

Man, I gotta say I’ve been in a bit of a funk since Sunday.  My Grey Cup memories from ’08 were nothing but good times, seeing the Stamps go into Montreal and beat the Als in the big game–but this year, it was totally different.  From the early going, it was quite clear that Calgary did not show up to play against Toronto; costly turnovers in their own zone, missed opportunities at the other end, a paltry 53 yards rushing…  About the only area the Stamps played pretty well was special teams, with Paredes, Maver and Taylor leading the way.  But hey, if you’re kicking four field goals and punting six times, you’re probably not putting enough points on the board to win; as was the case for Calgary.  Ironically, their 22-point output was the exact same as in the 96th Grey Cup–but giving up 17 points to Toronto in the second quarter made all the difference.

Anyways, congrats must go to Toronto.  There were a lot more Argos jerseys than I expected to see in the crowd, and hopefully having one winning team in town leads to a boost in attendance next season.  But then again, I hear the Jays are supposed to be pretty good next year, too…

Anyways, I did manage to take a few pictures for prosperity.  A couple years from now, after a conflict-of-interest lawsuit against Eric Tillman causes the Argos to forfeit the 100th Grey Cup (c’mon, they got Ricky Ray for nothing!), I can always say I was there when the Stamps won it all. ;)

I was seated in Section 134D, which meant I had a pretty good view of the action–when it was on the south side of the field:

On the other hand, this was my view of the other side.  I had to look up at the Jumbotron to see if the ball crossed the plane of the end zone…

That said, I did snap a couple decent shots of the Calgary player introductions:

The pre-game show, however, was a different story.  I was actually seated behind the stage, which was facing away from me, so I only really got a side-view of some of the action.

Likewise, I only saw the side of Burton Cummings…

…but hey, cheerleaders!

I also had to watch the halftime show on the Jumbotron.  Hey, the beer line wasn’t that long…

Alas, this was about as close as I came to Justin Bieber:

On the other hand, when I decided to make my exit with just under five minutes left to play, the Mounties happened to be bringing the hardware right down my aisle–with Toronto’s names already engraved on it, no doubt.

Time to revisit my Grey Cup prediction…

Don’t get me wrong, as a Stamps fan, I wanted to say “Calgary all the way!” when I first made my playoff predictions a couple weeks back.  But I admit, I got caught up in the quarterback confusion, and with visions of Rob Johnson fumbling in my head, ultimately decided that Drew Tate did not have what it takes to be Inkmaster Grey Cup champion–at least not in this injury-plagued season.  But as it turned out, Tate played great in pulling off a last-minute win over the Riders–then he broke his wrist in practice, forcing the Stamps to go back to Kevin Glenn in the West Final.  The rest, as they say, is history.  Some 303 yards, 3 TDs and 34 points later, Glenn and the Stamps were headed to the Grey Cup–and so am I, having shelled out some big bucks for second-hand tickets.

On the other hand, I had pegged the Argos for a Grey Cup appearance when I first made my picks, assuming–correctly, as it were–that Montreal could be beaten on its home turf.  I even nailed the margin of victory in the Eastern Semi, though I was four points per side off from the actual score.  But then I predicted that both East Final participants would put up a lot more points than they actually did, before Toronto would fall to B.C. in the Grey Cup final.  Then again, they aren’t playing the Lions, so it’s time for me to revisit my prediction for tonight’s game.

Looking back at the schedule, the Stamps and Argos played a couple close games this season.  In fact, their Week Two matchup, which I attended, was decided by a last-second field goal, as the Double-Blue walked off with a 39-36 victory before a meager crowd of 20,682.  Then in late August, on the not-yet frozen tundra of McMahon Stadium, the two teams put forth a much lower-scoring affair; though once again, Toronto prevailed, 22-14, on a 300-yard passing day from Ricky Ray and five(!) Swayze Waters field goals.  But hey, that was three months ago.  After that loss, the Stamps reeled off four straight wins, and would only lose two more games (to Saskatchewan and B.C.) the rest of the way.  On the other hand, the Argos stumbled down the stretch, going 5-6 to end the year–with three of those wins coming over last-place Hamilton.  True, they have won four in a row, including two playoff games, but you could argue that they’ve had an easier road to get here.  After all, Edmonton finished last in the West, and Calgary beat the Esks four (that’s right, four!) times this year…

While the Stamps dominated Edmonton this season, and the Argos beat ‘em pretty bad in the first round, it’s worth noting that the Esks were without their franchise quarterback, Ricky Ray, who they traded to Toronto in the off-season.  Likewise, Stamps starter Kevin Glenn was an off-season acquisition, though he wasn’t handed the job until Drew Tate went down in Week Two.  That said, while the QBs have just settled in to their new cities–it will be interesting to see what happens to Glenn next year, though–they’re quite familiar with the opposing teams.  Ricky Ray is used to seeing the Stamps at three times a year, and had a respectable 4-5 record against Calgary on Labour Day–not bad considering it was always a road game for the Eskimos.    Speaking of the Labour Day Classic, Glenn lead the Ti-Cats to lopsided wins over Toronto in 2009 and 2010, before the league gaffed by not scheduling the traditional Argos-TiCats matchup last season.  However, Hamilton almost became accustomed to early playoff exits under Glenn, to the point that he was made expendable.

Last year, after leading his team to an improbable win over Montreal in the Eastern Semi, Glenn threw for just 113 yards in the snow as Hamilton lost 19-3 to Winnipeg.  His last best chance to reach the Grey Cup came in 2007, where he threw for 201 yards in a Winnipeg win over the Argos, but broke his arm late in the game and missed the final, in which the Bombers lost to Saskatchewan.  So now, after 12 years in the league, he finally gets his chance in the big game.  Of course, Ray’s been here a few times before, and has won a couple rings, but while there’s no question that most teams would take Ray over Glenn in any situation, I wouldn’t count out the feel-good, first-time veteran storyline.  I mean, chances are Tate regains the starting job next year, and provided that he proves to be more durable than a current Bombers QB *cough*Beat-Up Buck*cough*, he could send Glenn to the sidelines for good.  Thus, this could very well be KG’s last chance at leading a team to the Cup–and I’m sure it isn’t lost on him.

I gotta say, I see a lot of parallels between this year’s game and 2008, the Stamps’ last Grey Cup win.  For one thing, there should be a lotta Bomber blue in the stands, as Winnipeg is coming off a Grey Cup loss last year, just like they were in ’07.  Of course, the Stamps were also the de-facto road team in the 96th Grey Cup, facing the Montreal Alouettes in a raucous Big O–which they ultimately silenced with their shutdown defence and frequent second-half field goals.  Like the man he was traded for last year, Henry Burris came into the game with a reputation as a shaky, unpredictable quarterback who had never really succeeded in the postseason.  But after a Western Final where Calgary held B.C. to a whole lotta field goals, he came through in the big game, throwing for 328 yards and rushing for 79 en route to being named Grey Cup MVP.  The final score, coincidentally, was 22-14, the same as the Week Eight game between the Stamps and Argos this season…

That said, I think it’s gonna take a few more points to pull it off tonight.  The Stamps averaged just under 30 points per game this season, while the Argos have been red-hot since Ray returned from injury.  Going back to their Week Two shootout, Glenn completed 15-of-19 passes for 172 yards and two scores in just over three quarters of football, erasing a nine-point halftime deficit by answering Toronto’s big plays with several of his own.  And based on last week’s impressive road win, I think it’s safe to say that given a full four quarters, Glenn can put up even more points, ending his season right where it began with a Grey Cup win.

It’s also worth noting that the man who kicked the game-winner in Week Two, Noel Prefontaine, is now Toronto’s punter, having ceded the placekicking duties to the awesomely-named Swayze Waters, who made a respectable 32-of-43 field goals in this, his rookie season.  But on the other side, Calgary’s Rene Paredes was darn-near perfect, connecting on 40 of 43 attempts.  Did I mention that Sandro DeAngelis–another Canadian kicker–hit five FGs for the Stamps in ’08, and was named Most Valuable Canadian?  Likewise, I think Paredes kicks Calgary to victory in this one.  Just don’t expect Glenn to run for 80 yards.  Stamps 32, Argos 26.

CFL POWER RANKINGS: Week 12

Week 12 in the CFL saw a couple of important streaks continue.  The Winnipeg Blue Bombers lost in Calgary for the 10th straight time; they haven’t won at McMahon since 2002, which also happens to be the last time the Toronto Argonauts won at B.C. Place.  Mind you, the Argos put up much more of a fight this week than the Bombers did, to put it mildly.  And speaking of streaks, the Hamilton Ti-Cats ended their five-game slide by exterminating the Eskimos at Ivor Wynne.  Amazingly, their 51-8 win just barely put them back in the black as far as point differential is concerned.  The Tabbies have now scored a league-high 348 points on the season–and given up 347.  Still, that big win is worth at least one spot in this week’s rankings…

Preseason Predictions

Week 2 Rankings

Week 3 Rankings

Week 4 Rankings

Week 5 Rankings

Week 7 Rankings

Week 8 Rankings

Week 9 Rankings

Week 10 Rankings

Week 11 Rankings

Week 12 Power Rankings

1. B.C. Lions (8-3) Last Week: 1.  The Lions suffered a bit of a scare on home soil, squeaking out a five-point win over Toronto despite giving up three turnovers and 300 yards passing.  Still, with the best record in the CFL, they stay atop my rankings, especially after back-to-back wins over the top two teams in the East.

2. Calgary Stampeders (7-4) Last Week: 2.  Winnipeg hasn’t won a road game all year, and they haven’t won in Calgary in a decade, so beating the Bombers was almost a foregone conclusion.  The Stamps needed to win big to make a statement, and that they did, putting up the second-most dominant performance of Week 12.  The difference being that while Hamilton snapped a five-game losing streak by thrashing Edmonton yesterday, the Stamps will be going for their fifth straight win when the face the Roughriders next weekend.  Though they shouldn’t take Saskatchewan or Edmonton lightly, you know the date that’s gotta be circled on this team’s calendar is October 6th, when they’ll look to avenge an embarrassing Week Five loss to B.C..  In the end, the result of that game seven weeks ago is what’s keeping them from the top spot in these rankings.  (Hey, you gotta beat the man to be the man, right?)

3. Toronto Argonauts (6-5) Last Week: 3.  Even though they lost to the Lions this week, dropping down to second place in the East Division, Toronto still fared a lot better in B.C. than Montreal did the week beforehand.  And considering that the Argos are 1-0 against the Als this season, I still gotta give ‘em the edge in my standings.  That said, the two teams face off again next Sunday, in what’s shaping up to be the game to watch in Week 13–Toronto will need a win to stay on top.

4. Montreal Alouettes (7-4) Last Week: 4.  Considering that the Als have the worst defence of any team with a winning record in the league, holding Saskatchewan to 17 points had to be considered a small victory.  Glass half-empty: the Riders were starting their backup QB, Drew Willy.  Hey, a win is a win, but I was looking for Montreal to make a statement on their home turf after getting waxed in Vancouver last week.  The only statement they made in my mind is that the Argos might have a shot at winning this division–though I’ll reserve judgement until next Sunday.

5. Saskatchewan Roughriders (5-6) Last Week: 6.  Despite the loss, the Riders move up a spot in the standings.  They didn’t play that great today on the road, but if you subtract those two touchdowns they gave up in the first quarter, they didn’t play too poorly afterwards, either–which is more than can be said of the team that was in fifth place last week.  Alas, if the playoffs started now, the Riders would have the last postseason berth in the West, and I wouldn’t be surprised if that remained true at the end of the season.

6. Hamilton Tiger-Cats (4-7) Last Week: 7.   You knew that Hamilton had to win one eventually, and they certainly did it in style on Saturday.  Despite trailing 8-0 after the first quarter, the Ti-Cats romped to an easy win, scoring no fewer than 14 points in each of the remaining three quarters en route to a 51-8 whopping.  Hey, if this team beats Winnipeg on Friday and the Argos lose in Montreal, the Cats could be right back in the hunt for a home playoff game, something that seemed highly unlikely after back-to-back losses to Toronto.  (Hey, I didn’t say anything about winning that playoff game, did I?)

7. Edmonton Eskimos (5-6) Last Week: 5.  It’s a race to the bottom in most offensive categories between the Eskies and the Bombers, and though Winnipeg has a bit of a head-start, Edmonton is catching up with their third straight loss.  Against a Hamilton Ti-Cat team that gave up nearly 34 points per game, the Esks managed only eight, and were shut out for the final three quarters.  Not only does Edmonton have a three-headed monster at tailback, it appears they’ve got another one at QB, where Kerry Joseph, Steven Jyles and Matt Nichols all completed passes yesterday, though Joseph got the bulk of the work this week.  That ground game, by the way, was only good for 56 yards–16 of which came from Jyles and Nichols.  And this was against a team that had given up huge chunks of rushing yardage to opponents this season.  In the preseason, I picked the Esks to finish last in the West, and it seems they’re starting to play the part.

8. Winnipeg Blue Bombers (2-9) Last Week: 8.  That being said, the Bombers are in a league of their own at the bottom of the CFL.  Losers of four straight, this team has not scored an offensive touchdown since they fired Paul LaPolice–hell, they’ve only scored one TD period and 27 points total in the three games since.  Buck Pierce is going to be back next week against Hamilton, but is he really going to reverse this team’s fortunes?  I think not…

CFL POWER RANKINGS: Week 5

Talk about parity–through five weeks of the season, there are five teams sitting at 3-2.  Two others are at 2-3, and hey, even Winnipeg won last week.  This season could very well be going right down to the wire, though there is still plenty of time for a couple teams to break away from the pack.  Stay tuned…

On that note, I’m not going to bother with a power ranking next week, as only four teams are in action.  Will return after Week 7 when everybody’s back on even ground.

Preseason Predictions

Week 2 Rankings

Week 3 Rankings

Week 4 Rankings

Week 5 Power Rankings

1. Hamilton Tiger-Cats (3-2) Last Week: 3.  With three straight wins, the Tigers are beginning to look like the Beasts of the East.  When was the last time you could say that Hamilton had the team to beat!?  Probably around 2000, which was also the last time they had won in Regina–before last night.  An impressive fourth quarter comeback for a team that’s scored more points than anyone else in the league–the flipside being that they’ve allowed more points than anyone else, too.  Still, this team is definitely fun to watch.  Looks like Smilin’ Hank’s got something left in the tank, after all…

2. Toronto Argonauts (3-2) Last Week: 6.  Don’t look now, but the Argos have a winning streak of their own after knocking off the Als in Montreal.  They’re still not scoring as much as you’d expect from a Ricky Ray-led team, but the best defence in the East is getting the job done.  Looks like they’ve found a long-range kicker as well in Swayze “Don’t Call Me Patrick” Waters, who connected on a pair of 50-yarders in what ended up being a three-point win.  The two Ontario teams ought to inject some life back into the Labour Day Classic–which would be hard to do if it was held in Toronto instead of Hamilton, mind you.  (I’d be surprised if the Argos draw more than 20,000 for their holiday Monday tilt against BC.)

3. B.C. Lions (3-2) Last Week: 7.  Coming into last night’s game, I was expecting a shootout between the Lions and the Calgary Stampeders, though in the end, it was more of a firing squad, B.C. laying a 34-8 beating on the home side.  Neither team looked good in the first half, but the Lions turned it on with a late TD, then outscored Calgary 21-3 in the last two quarters.  While there’s no clear favourite out west, with three teams sitting at 3-2, I’d still probably put my money on the defending Grey Cup champs.

4. Saskatchewan Roughriders (3-2) Last Week: 4.  If the Stamps are the CFL’s Cardiac Kids this season, then the Riders must be the Brain Aneurysm Bunch.  For the second week in a row, they suffered a big mental breakdown, blowing a three-score lead in the fourth quarter to lose 35-34 to Hamilton at Mosaic Stadium.  But while they’ve lost their last two contests, one of those losses came by one point and the other was in OT.  This is still a very competitive team, they just need to right the ship.

5. Edmonton Eskimos (3-2) Last Week: 2.  The CFL’s stingiest defence gave up a season-high 23 points last week to the league’s lowest-scoring offence–and yet, they still would’ve won, or at least had a shot at a game-winning field goal, had Stephen Jyles not dropped the ball in the dying seconds.  The Esks can’t count on their quarterback to lead them to victory this season, so it looks like they’ll just hafta keep holding opponents under 20 points.

6. Montreal Alouettes (2-3) Last Week: 5.  Don’t look now, but the Als actually have a losing record.  When was the last time you could say that at the end of July?  Montreal’s defence hasn’t held too many opponents in check, giving up 32.4 points per game, but it’s their lack of offensive production that’s most surprising; only Winnipeg has a worse points differential than their -34.  This could be the end of an era for Calvillo, Trestman and company–but we’ve still got a lotta games left to play, so I can’t speak too soon.

7. Calgary Stampeders (2-3) Last Week: 1.  The Stamps go from the penthouse to the outhouse after turning in Week Five’s all-around shittiest performance.  Kevin Glenn, who had played every game this year like it was the East Semi-Final, was simply average last night, completing 19-of-28 passes for 245 yards, no TDs and a pick.  But the Stamps running game was completely non-existent, Jon Cornish carrying six times for a loss of a yard (though he did have a couple big runs called back due to penalties).  On the other side of the ball, the Stamps gave up 30+ points for the fourth straight week.  Who knew that their biggest loss in the off-season would be defensive coordinator Chris Jones?

8. Winnipeg Blue Bombers (1-4) Last Week: 8.  Sure, they won their home opener, but they were facing an offence that was almost as bad as theirs is (Edmonton’s scored just 10 more points than Winnipeg this year), and still, that game couldn’t have been any closer.  If there was one area the Bombers could hang their hat on, it’s that their defence, which had given up 35 points per game coming in, held its opponent to 22–but then again, they were facing the second-worst offence in the league.  Let’s see how they fare against Montreal on Friday before we get too excited.

Stephen Brunt wants to know why Toronto doesn’t much like football. Here’s my theory…

Just got the latest edition of Sportsnet magazine in the mail today and I immediately turned to the back page, enticed by the tagline “Brunt: Why Doesn’t Football Work in Toronto?”.  I myself am I little miffed at the lack of support the CFL sees in this city, what with the uniquely Canadian take on my favourite sport drawing more fans to the stands in nearby Hamilton (population 520,000) than in the Big Smoke (population five-million).  I attended the Argos home opener a couple weeks back–in Calgary colours, mind you, complete with cowboy hat–and was a little bit shocked at the low turnout, reported at 20,682 for a beautiful Saturday-afternoon contest.  Not to mention that, as the game went down to the wire, several people left early–and these weren’t Stamps fans, either!  Mind you, I have seen worse.  Last October, the official attendance for the Flames and Leafs at the ACC surpassed that of the Stamps and Argos at Rogers Centre the night before.  In case you didn’t know, Rogers Centre holds a lot more people than the ACC does.

But it’s not just the Argos that are getting snubbed in this city.  As Brunt writes, the International Bowl, pitting NCAA schools from the Big East against the Mid-American Conference, “died a quick and unlamented death” after four contests, and while the annual Bills in Toronto Series games tend to (eventually) sell out, I’ve seen more enthusiasm in the stands for the Argos–where, as previously stated, there are far fewer people in attendance.  When Brunt says that “Toronto doesn’t much like football,” he certainly has a point.  I can’t dispute that, but I am going to attempt to explain it.  Bear with me here, this could take a while…

First of all, I must say that I am a major exception to this rule.  I do like football, very much so.  In 2008, I didn’t think twice about taking the trip to Montreal for the Grey Cup after the Stamps won the CFL West Division Final, and their ensuing victory was one of my most memorable moments as a sports fan.  A couple years later, after some deliberation, I flew all the way out to Seattle for the Seahawks’ season opener in 2010–hey, it was the beginning of the Pete Carroll era–and it was another amazing weekend, worth every penny.  (I balked at the higher prices for their Wild Card game against the Saints that season–not to mention the cost of a flight booked one week in advance–but went completely nuts watching it on TV.)  But my love of the game extends beyond the two teams I worship.  I estimate that I’ve seen 10 to 12 Argos games at Rogers Centre since I moved here in ’05, including a handful where they weren’t even playing against Calgary.  I’ve also been to every single International Bowl, and have the programs to prove it–as well as every single game of the Bills in Toronto Series, including pre-season contests.  I initially purchased the four-game ticket package at those elevated prices, and when they dropped ‘em this year, I upgraded my 500-level seats to the best non-VIP section on the visitors sideline, without hesitation.  Of course, it helps that the Hawks are coming to town this time around.  (Did I mention that I’ve already got my new Nike 12th man jersey–purchased in person at the Seattle Pro Shop?)

I could go on to mention that I’m the self-proclaimed president of the Seahawks Eastern Canadian fanclub (the team’s unofficial message board won’t even approve my registration cuz I live in the Eastern Timezone–they must think I’m a spy) and that I wear my Seahawks gear to my local sports bar on Sundays when I can’t get the game on Rogers digital cable.  Generally speaking, if there’s more than a handful of people at the bar for the 4 o’clock kickoffs, it’s only because the Leafs or the Raptors are playing a Sunday matinee.  But I think I’ve made my point.  I am not your typical Torontonian–in more ways than one, mind you–because I really, truly love the gridiron game.  Then again, in a city so large and culturally diverse, it’s really hard to call anyone a typical Torontonian.  There are many different ways you could break this city’s population into segments and fit them into neat little boxes, but as a general rule, I’ve found there are three types of people in TO:

1) People who immigrated here from other countries.  Let’s face it, as the biggest city and more-or-less-official cultural capital of Canada, Toronto still sees the lions’ (no, not the BC Lions) share of immigration from other countries.  Vancouver gets a large chunk of new Canadians from Asia, while some of the economically savvy are choosing to head west to Calgary, or even Saskatoon, but if you were to dig up the numbers, you’d surely see that Toronto has the highest proportion of residents that were born outside of this country.

2) People who moved here from other parts of Canada.  I myself fit into this category.  I came here from Calgary for university and never left.  I also know plenty of people living here who grew up in other parts of the country, from Windsor to Chicoutimi to Halifax, Vancouver and small-town Saskatchewan.  Let’s face it, if you aspire to make in in the Canadian entertainment industry, Toronto is the place to be.  It’s also the home of most national English-language magazines, all three national sports networks–not to mention the head offices of the country’s Big Five banks and most of its major insurance companies.  I’ve stated elsewhere on this blog that there isn’t much demand for bilingual jobs in Calgary–but there are enough openings in Toronto’s national head offices that I’ve been able to find employment in the financial industry in my second language in spite of my rough-hewn Alberta accent (which would never fly in Montreal, I’m sure).

3) Born and raised Torontonians. I know these people are out there, but I don’t know too many of them.  A good deal of my co-workers come from other countries, while a lot of my friends are originally from other provinces.  I do know plenty of people who grew up here, mind you, but they came to Toronto from elsewhere, whether it was India, Korea or Yugoslavia, at a young age.  As first-generation Canadians, they grew up amidst our cultural institutions, but with a traditional upbringing from their parents.  Which doesn’t make them any less Canadian, mind you.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for multiculturalism.  On any given week, I can sample cuisine from five different countries on Yonge Street, and I must say, some of my favourite foods are ones I had never even tasted before I left Calgary (case in point: shawarma).  I also find that interacting with people from a variety of backgrounds on a daily basis has greatly expanded my world view; instead of just reading about the Balkans in the newspapers, for instance, I’ve spoken to people who’ve come out of that area, and it’s given me a whole new perspective.  And that brings me to my point: Toronto is not your typical North American city.  It’s no coincidence that the Raptors attract more international free agents than American-born players; this city offers up a little slice of home to them, wherever they come from.  Having lived elsewhere in this country, I know that you’d be hard-pressed to find outstanding Greek cuisine in Calgary, much less Ethiopian or Nepalese.  Let’s face it, there isn’t another city in Canada where the Euro Cup final is a bigger event than Canada Day.  (I’d say maybe Montreal, but replace Canada Day with St. Jean Baptiste, and that’s definitely not the case.)  And that brings me back to football.

In his piece, Brunt makes the case that football is North America’s most popular sport.  There’s no denying that; it’s huge in the States, both college and pro, and has found a niche in every other CFL market except for Toronto–where a good chunk of the population comes from outside of North America.  Don’t get me wrong, football is big in other countries too, except what they call football isn’t played with helmets, pads and yardsticks.  It involves kicking a ball into a goal, and there are no hands allowed.  Up here, we tend to call it soccer, and there’s no doubt that it’s huge in Toronto.  In the past few months, I’ve listened to French and Italian colleagues discussing the state of their country’s sides, chewed my burger in silence as an Irishman and a Ukranian contemplated their teams’ slim chances in the Euro Cup at the pub, even overheard a native New Zealander on the subway mention how he was getting up early to watch the Rugby World Cup on weekends–but I’ll be damned if wearing my Stamps jersey elicits any kind of response anywhere more than 500 feet from Rogers Centre.  Y’see, all these people grew up watching soccer, not football, and they’ve seen no reason to make the switch.

On the other hand, many of my Group 2 friends who came here from other parts of the country do like the CFL.  They may not be as passionate as me (few people are), but they still care about how the Riders or the Bombers or the Als are doing.  In fact, if you go to one of those sparsely-attended Argos games and sit behind the visitors sideline, chances are you’ll be surrounded by fellow fans of the opposing team–even when you’re from Calgary.  But since their teams only come to town once or twice a year, these CFL fans aren’t Argos season’s ticket holders, and often won’t attend more than one game per season.  There have been years when I’ve done this myself; I mean, who wants to watch Cleo Lemon pass the pigskin?  Ugh.

As for the native Torontonians, well, let’s face it, they’ve got a lot more entertainment options than they did back when the Argos were winning all those Grey Cups.  (The only Argos fan I know likes to point out that his team has won it 15 times, to which I counter that while they won all those rings before he was born, most of the Stamps’ Grey Cup wins came during my lifetime.)  In the years since Doug Flutie roamed the Skydome turf, Toronto FC has sprung up in the summertime, attracting an instant fanbase despite their lack of success on the pitch.  Hell, the Raptors franchise was still in its infancy back in ’97; they’ve since established a solid fanbase of their own, starting their season during the CFL’s home stretch.  Then there is, of course, the Leafs.  If you don’t know the impact the Leafs have on this city’s sports scene, you’ve obviously never been to Toronto.  Nuff said.

Alas, while the Raptors and FC appeal to Toronto’s multicultural communities, and the average Toronto sports fan has several choices when it comes to spending his hard-earned cash, the Argos have gotten the short end of the stick.  And it doesn’t help that they haven’t been winning lately, either.  According to the team’s official attendance figures (which, interestingly, they seem to have stopped tracking after 2007), they averaged 31,597 fans a game in 2005, the season following their last Grey Cup victory.  Through two games this season, that number’s closer to 21,000.  Face it, those fairweather fans are a lot less likely to support a losing team when there are other games in town.  Did I mention that the Argos kicked off their 2012 season on Honda Indy weekend?

Likewise, the Bills haven’t made they playoffs since they inexplicably benched Flutie for Rob Johnson in the Music City Miracle way back in 2000, and those International Bowls, aside from the inaugural edition, were all blowouts, the Big East teams making mincemeat out of their MAC opponents.  Hey, if I came to Toronto from, let’s say, Columbia instead of Calgary in ’05, and my exposure to North American football was the Argos, the Bills on local TV and in town once a year, along with the annual bowl-game blowout, I’d probably stick to fútbol, myself.

On that note, I’m actually heading out to Hamilton for a slice of CFL history tomorrow.  I’ve never been to Ivor Wynne, so I figured I’d see a game there before they tear it down at season’s end–and I also plan on visiting the Canadian Football Hall of Fame, which resides in Steeltown as well.  I’ll probably have some pics to post when I get back on Sunday–for all you non-Torontonian Canadian Football fans out there.  (For the record, when I asked the only Argos fan I know if he’d ever been to a Labour Day Classic game in Hamilton, he said, “No way man, who wants to go to Hamilton!?”) ;)

I’ve got a score to settle with Ricky Ray today.

In recent years, the Calgary Stampeders’ dominance over the Edmonton Eskimos was exceeded only by the Calgary Flames’ dominance over the Edmonton Oilers.  (City of Champions, mon cul!)  However, the tides were turned last November 13th when the Esks put up 22 second-quarter points en route to a 33-19 win in the Western Semi-Final.  Ricky Ray had a solid, if somewhat understated performance in the victory, going 19-of-27 for 245 yards and a score.  But he sealed the deal at the end of the first half, engineering a 10-play, 75-yard drive, which he capped off with a four-yard toss to Jason Barnes to put Edmonton up 25-9 going into the locker room, a lead they would not relinquish.

Of course, the Esks went on to lose to the eventual Grey Cup champion BC Lions the following week, but that doesn’t really matter.  As it turns out, Ricky Ray isn’t even an Eskimo anymore–and neither is Jason Barnes.  They’re both Toronto Argonauts, with the star QB coming over in what might be the worst trade in CFL history unless native Edmontonian Grant Shaw kicks his way to a couple scoring titles.  Fortunately, this means I won’t hafta fly out to Alberta in order to boo his ass off.

Today, the Argos open the home half of their schedule by hosting my Stampeders, coming off a big win in which they contained Anthony Calvillo and the Alouette offence on Canada Day.  Meanwhile, Ray didn’t get off to such a hot start in the City of Losers last week, putting just 15 points on the board against his former team–despite 298 yards passing.  Even with Barnes, Chad Owens and a still-recovering Maurice Mann in the lineup, the Argos don’t have all that many weapons for Ricky to throw to.  But hey, if he fails to ignite the Toronto passing game, I’m sure he could put his potato-chip trucking experience to work for one of the many local breweries out here…

Although the Stamps don’t typically fare well in Toronto, last year’s visit was memorable for being Drew Tate’s coming-out party.  Trailing by nineteen at the half, Calgary benched incumbent QB Smilin’ Hank Burris (now not exactly lighting it up in Hamilton) for the ex-Iowa Hawkeye, who reeled off 20 unanswered points by throwing for 263 yards in one half of football.  Though the Argos would kick a late field goal to win it, the Stamps under Tate would end the season with three straight victories–until they met Edmonton in the first round of the playoffs.

However, with a full four quarters of Tate going up against a team that’s still trying to get on the same page as its new QB, I foresee another big win for Calgary this afternoon.  Stamps 31, Argos 13.

SUCK IT RICKY!!!!

If the Jays can manage to grow grass indoors, looks like the Argos might be headed East…

Apparently, the Blue Jays are serious about putting grass in the Rogers Centre, the Toronto Star is reporting.  This would seem to be a bit of an odd choice for what is, essentially, an indoor stadium with a roof that retracts when it’s nice out.  Not only would that require tearing up the concrete, but you’d hafta find a way to water and tend to the field year-round without raising the roof in wintertime.  Of course, NFL stadiums like the one in Arizona have a system set up so they can roll their grass outside on weekdays, but that’s a lot easier to do in the Phoenix suburbs than the Toronto waterfront.  What would they do, store it in a greenhouse in the Steamwhistle Brewery?

Of course, the underlying message here is that growing grass in Rogers Centre would prevent the stands from rolling out along the baselines, effectively evicting the Argos, the monster truck rallies and preventing any concert that could trample the turf.  Clearly, the anti-Argos conspiracy has been in full swing ever since Rogers effectively nixed last year’s Labour Day Classic—and has only been heightened by the fact that the Rogers-Bell conglomerate now owns every other major sports team in town—except for the Boatmen.

The Double Blue’s new big boss, Chris Rudge, puts it in perspective: “We have about the same number of season-ticket holders and roughly the same sized average crowd. Anyone who wants to go to an Argo or a Blue Jay game can wait until game day and walk up and buy a good ticket.”  The big difference?  The Jays play 81 home games a season.  The Argos play no more than 12, including pre-season—and that’s if they host a playoff game.  And while they do average similar-sized crowds, they’re headed in different directions.  Jays attendance has been rising since it hit rock-bottom a couple years back, while the Argos’ turnouts have sagged the past few seasons—not helped by the fact that they’re the only CFL team that’s forced to play the occasional Wednesday and Thursday-night games.  (I took a closer look at team attendance, among other things, back in August.)

But if the Argos go, where do they go?  The Star points out that MLSE-owned BMO Field pulled a fast one on ‘em by pouring concrete where the CFL end zones would be.  There’s also talk of moving the team up to a new track-and-field stadium being built by York U for the Pan Am Games.  But man, if they struggle to draw 20,000 people to the heart of downtown, is anybody really gonna head up to York to watch ‘em play?  Might as well just get it over with and move the team to Moncton!  (Hey, I can always take the GO Bus into Hamilton when the Stamps are in town…)

COMMENT OF THE DAY: The movie you’re looking for is The Hurt Locker…

From: http://thestar.blogs.com/raptors/2012/01/a-long-raptors-month-ends-and-a-team-stumbles-through-a-winter.html

You know its Oscar season when Toronto sports fans start mentioning the movies that won Best Picture the last time their teams made the playoffs…

 

(For the record, the Argos made it to the Eastern Final in 2010.  Best picture that year was The Hurt Locker!)