Well, it turns out there’s more to the Conservative foot-mail case than just a buncha one-liners.  In a bizarre twist, The Gazette is now reporting that the suspect sought by police in the murder/dismemberment/limb-mailing affair is a gay porn star and male stripper.  Luka Rocco Magnotta apparently has “multiple websites depicting him in various photo spreads” and there’s even an interview out there in which he “complains about ‘lies’ linking him romantically or even married to schoolgirl killer Karla Homolka.”

Magnotta is also said to be “a James Dean lover and had cosmetic surgery to look like his idol.”  You can sorta see the resemblance in this police handout photo.  Of course, this doesn’t explain why he might kill someone and mail their body parts to Ottawa, but he seems like somewhat of a strange fellow nevertheless.