COMMENT OF THE DAY: Worst donut evar!!!!???

From: http://ca.omg.yahoo.com/blogs/north-stars/tim-hortons-creates-priestley-doughnut-153556184.html

After the success of an episode of How I Met Your Mother that takes place entirely within a Tim Horton’s—and in reference to a joke made by former 90210 heartthrob Jason Priestley on said episode—Timmy’s actually went ahead and recreated “The Priestley,” a strawberry vanilla donut with a chocolate Timbit inside.  That said, it’s not intended for public consumption.  And, from the looks of things, the Stephen Harper donut suggested by this Yahoo commenter shouldn’t be unleashed on an unsuspecting public, either:

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I dunno guy, but I’m not sure the Canadian Forces have the technology to create a donut that’ll grow arms and steal your wallet, much less Tim Horton’s.  Nice try, though…

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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Here comes the wedding-crasher, all dressed in windbreaker…

From: http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/article/1276340–prime-minister-stephen-harper-crashes-ottawa-wedding

Now, I’m not about to go all Superman on the “lamestream media,” but do you know what the second-biggest story, after the census language data, was in Canadian news today?  Stephen Harper showing up uninvited to some Ottawa couple’s wedding photo shoot.  I kid you not.  On the Toronto Star comment section, the fashion police was out in full force…

…while at least a couple commentors called out reporter Patty Winsa’s description of the PM as “slightly sweaty”:

Meanwhile, on the Toronto Sun, people were left to speculate what other political figures would’ve brought to the party.

(And there you have it folks, proof that the mere mention of Mike Harris will get you a “thumbs-up” on the Toronto Sun!)

FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Vilipender

Vilipender: To condemn, to denigrate, to treat with contempt.

As seen in: « Après une «excellente» première rencontre avec Stephen Harper il y a quelques jours, Pauline Marois a durci le ton contre Ottawa en vilipendant la politique étrangère du Canada lors d’une allocution à Paris. »

(Translation: “After an ‘excellent’ first meeting with Stephen Harper a few days ago, Pauline Marois got tough on Ottawa by condemning Canada’s foreign policy during a speech in Paris.”)

http://www.journaldequebec.com/2012/10/16/marois-durcit-le-ton-contre-ottawa

FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Bouder

Bouder: To ignore, to shun, to reject someone.

As seen in: « Que l’on applaudisse ou que l’on dénonce la décision du premier ministre canadien de bouder les Nations unies, les observateurs internationaux s’entendent sur une chose : le silence de Stephen Harper en dit beaucoup. »

(Translation: “Whether they applaud or they denounce the decision of the Canadian prime minister to shun the United Nations, international observers agree on one thing: Stephen Harper’s silence speaks volumes.”)

http://www.radio-canada.ca/nouvelles/Politique/2012/09/27/009-stephen-harper-onu.shtml

COMMENT OF THE DAY: Quick, somebody take Stephen Woodworth’s breath away!

From: http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/09/17/despite-lack-of-support-tory-mp-says-hell-stand-up-for-rights-of-unborn-children-as-long-as-i-have-breath/

Conservative backbencher Stephen Woodworth has tabled a motion in Commons to review the subsection of the Criminal Code which states that life begins at birth.  Though it’s not expected to pass after Stephen Harper came out against the proposal, that’s not about to stop this pro-lifer, who’ll continue to fight for fetuses as long as he’s, erm, alive…

Gee, where’s Jessica Simpson when you need her? ;)

COMMENT OF THE DAY: On the other hand, I hear he fared well in the talent show portion…

From: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/harper-named-world-statesman-of-the-year-by-ny-foundation/article4536110/

Although he was a runner-up to Rob Ford on my list last year, Stephen Harper broke on through to win the Appeal of Conscience Foundation’s “World Statesman of the Year” award.  An impressive feat, considering the competition he was up against…

(Not sure I’d wanna see a swimsuit competition when one of the contestants has a bad case of Harperrhoids, either.)

COMMENT OF THE DAY: Uh, you and what army?

From: http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Parti+Quebecois+wins+what+prospects+referendum/7187382/story.html

Judging by the comments on this Quebec election story, it would seem that roughly 9 out of 10 Calgary Herald readers are in favour of Quebec separating from Canada.  The other one?  Well, that would be this guy:

Personally, I can’t picture Harper declaring civil war over a province that elected just five Conservative MPs last year.  Now, if Alberta were to separate, he’d have a serious political quandary on his hands!

For once, I actually agree with Stephen Harper on something…

So, it seems that our PM is catching some flak for stating what all Calgarians already know: Calgary is the greatest city in the greatest country in the world.  His statement at the Stampede yesterday has drawn the ire of anti-Alberta NDP leader Tom Mulcair, who whined “‘I’m better than you’ is not the best way to get results.”  But it’s easy to understand Mulcair’s discontent, as his native Montreal is way down there on MoneySense’s list of best places to live.  Calgary, on the other hand, is leading the completely-scientific survey on this page with a whopping 64 per cent of the vote.  Sure, some other studies have said some other Canadian cities are slightly better than Calgary, but as our PM would put it, that’s simply not true.  In fact, I have already written at some length on this topic.

Here’s why Calgary is better than Toronto.

Here’s why Calgary is better than Edmonton.

So, how come I don’t live in Calgary anymore?  Well, let’s just say there are more opportunities for a bilingual person with a creative background to make more money in the financial industry in Toronto—whereas in Calgary, the demand for bilingual professionals is roughly equivalent to the provincial sales tax (Alberta has no PST, in case you didn’t get the hint).  And did I mention that this was the first time I’ve agreed with the Supreme Leader of the Conservative Capital of Canada?  Had I stayed, my MP for life (his life, hopefully, not mine) would be Rob Anders, who’ll hold his seat in parliament until he decides it’s time to start collecting his pension.  I would’ve made a crack about ascending to the Senate, but then again, Alberta actually elects its senators, and I can’t imagine anyone actually voting for the guy… except for the residents of Northwest Calgary, who’ll elect any buffoon decked out in Tory blue.  Erm, waitaminute.  Is it too soon to start Anders’ Senate campaign?

COMMENT OF THE DAY: C’mon, surely that can’t be the least interesting thing ever…

From: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/tories-zero-in-on-quebec-with-olive-branch-to-separatists/article4367214/

Apparently, not too many turned out to watch Stephen Harper throw horseshoes in Quebec on St-Jean Baptiste Day, with one Globe and Mail commentor calling it “the least interesting thing ever”.  Hmm…

Here are a few things less interesting than Harper horseshoes by my estimation:

  1. Watching paint dry
  2. Going to a techno “concert” (look at that guy click his mouse!)
  3. Stéphane Dion
  4. The “Intro to Canadian Politics” course I took in my freshman year of university (that prof would put you to sleep!)
  5. Any TV show about the Kardashians

FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Chantre

Chantre: Literally, a church singer or religious choir director.  Can also be used to describe someone who glorifies or stands strongly behind a certain concept or person, ie tenor in the figurative sense.

As seen in: « Chantre de la rigueur budgétaire, Stephen Harper a été reçu jeudi à Paris par le nouveau président français, François Hollande, socialiste et partisan de la croissance des dépenses comme remède à la crise. »

(Translation: “Tenor of tight budgets Stephen Harper was welcomed to Paris Thursday by the new French president, François Hollande, a socialist and believer in increased spending as a remedy to the crisis.”)

http://journalmetro.com/actualites/national/86696/stephen-harper-recu-par-francois-hollande/