Hey Rogers, I want my Spike TV!

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When AMC went to renegotiate its contract with Rogers, they must’ve sent Don Draper in to close the deal.  After a PR scare campaign that encouraged subscribers to call their service provider–much like a certain music television network did, back in the day–AMC not only took round one against the major media conglomerate; they appear to have won the war.  As the above customer communication states, AMC is moving down the dial from 55 to 32, with FX Canada taking over its old spot.  OLN also gets bumped up in the process, as BBC World News bites the dust (or at least gets relegated to channel 194).

But by far the biggest loser is Spike TV, home of such popular programs as Auction Hunters, Bar Rescue, Ink Master, TNA Wrestling and my personal favourite, 1,000 Ways to Die.  The self-proclaimed Guys Network is taking it like a little girl, sent to the kitchen to get the cookies from the top shelf–shelf number 279, to be precise.  Way to Die #279: A Good Rogering!

Now, I just checked my TV set, and I do get channel 279.  Of course, I can also watch Spike on channel 32–for now.  But as the message above clearly states (at least if you click to blow it up), Spike TV will no longer be part of VIP.  It’s now going to be part of the Ultimate Digital Specialty and/or Classic TV Theme Pack.  And hey, don’t get me wrong, Spike is definitely classic TV.  Did I mention that they show all the Star Wars movies back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back every other weekend?  But man, I shouldn’t hafta pay for Comedy Gold, DejaView and Mystery TV just to get a little TNA!*

All I know is that they better get this shit sorted out before the next season of Ink Master, otherwise Ima hafta go all Clint Cummings on their asses…

 

*Full disclosure: I don’t actually watch TNA wrestling.  But Spike used to show a whole lotta boobies at 2 am. ;)

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Ink Master: My new Tuesday nite reality TV fix!

Since there hasn’t been a new episode of Storage Wars for a few weeks–and I’ve already seen all the re-runs–I’ve recently started getting into Ink Master, a reality show on Spike, which just so happens to be the next channel up the dial from A&E on my local cable.  Part L.A. Ink, part American Idol, this show is a competition between a group of top tattoo artists to see who’s the most well-rounded tattooer.  Every week features a new category, with the weakest link voted off by the judges.  I gotta say, I first came across this show a coupla weeks back, and now I’m hooked!

The show is hosted by Dave Navarro, who let’s face it, has a lotta tattoos, and judged by Chris Nunez from Miami Ink and Oliver Peck from Elm Street Tattoo in Dallas along with a special-guest judge each week.  Usually, it’s a guy from a tattoo magazine or something, but last week they had on Chris “Birdman” Andersen–a guy who also has a lotta tattoos.  Although these artists are all pretty good, the judges really know their stuff, and often rip ‘em to shreds.

The cast doesn’t quite go at it like the Storage Warriors, although things have been heating up a bit as we get further into the competition.  Everybody seems to have their own specialties though, like Shane O’Neill, who’s great with black-and-greys, or Josh Woods, who can really do traditional tattoos.  For me, this show isn’t about the drama so much as it’s about the art, creating a piece of artwork on a human canvas–and of course about the competition.  Just like the storage auction bidding wars add excitement to a buncha old lockers, Ink Master has me tuning in to see who drew the best tattoo this week, and who’s going to get voted off.  And yes, watching this show kinda makes me wanna get inked again.  It’s been a little while…

Ink Master airs new episodes weekly Tuesday nites on Spike at 10 pm, the same timeslot that A&E used to show new episodes of Storage Wars.  On that note, I hear that there’s gonna be a new Storage Wars this Sunday at 9:30.  Hmm, I wonder which exclusive made-for-TV movie will be airing afterwards… ;)

UPDATE 2/29: Well, it looks like Josh Woods got voted off last nite, so we’re down to the final three.  He was not happy about it, either!  I will say that I thought he did a slightly better tattoo than James Vaughn, but I’m not the expert here.  I do think James is the nicest guy left on the show, though, and if I lived in Carolina, I’d come into his shop  The final episode will let each artist do their own choice of tattoo, so that should be interesting!  I know I’ll be sure to tune in next week…