The Republican primary took an unexpected turn today, as second-place Rick Santorum announced that he was dropping out of the race. ‘Twas a sad day for some…
…including American sweater-vest makers:
Alas, Mitt “Etch-a-Sketch” Romney may now have a tough time convincing voters that he isn’t as right-wing as he appeared to be during the primaries. Unless, of course, he can count on the Etch-a-Sketchy minds of the American electorate:
Mitt Romney… You do not have what it takes to be Inkmaster! (OK, so I have no clue what catchphrase they use on America’s Got Talent…)
