COMMENT OF THE DAY: And what if Hugh Hefner became the world’s oldest man?

From: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/02/hugh-hefner-crystal-harris-married-may-december-couples_n_2396251.html

Not to be outdone by Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, Playboy boss Hugh Hefner has gone ahead and married his 26-year-old sweetheart, former Playmate Crystal Harris.  Of course, several people, not including Huffington Post contributor Ann Brenoff, assume that she married him for the money and he married her for the sex—but if this HuffPo commentor were to get his wish, things wouldn’t go exactly as (she) planned…

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Mind you, even if Hef makes it through another 30 years, something tells me his latest marriage won’t. ;)

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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Dead men don’t need energy for more than five hours anyways…

From: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/hour-energy-drinks-cited-13-deaths/story?id=17725137

With the US government and the State of New York investigating claims that 5-Hour Energy drinks can put you six feet under, it’s probably only a matter of time before they’re banned – or at least that’s what a large number of online commenters seem to think.  After all, New York City’s mayor already banned large sodas, right?

(Hey, I thought they’d already banned Playboy in several states—though not necessarily for health reasons, mind you.)

I gotta say, Shera Bechard seems pretty extraordinary to me, too!

Reuters is reporting that Shera Bechard, a former Playboy Playmate and one of Hugh Hefner’s many one-time girlfriends, is considered an “individual with extraordinary ability” by the U.S. government.  Her claim to extraordinariness?  She started the “Frisky Friday” Twitter trend, which has inspired “young women all over the world (to) tweet scantily-clad pictures of themselves on Fridays, with Playboy selecting a weekly winner.”  Seems pretty extraordinary to me!

Bechard, a native of Kapuskasing, Ontario, is one of thousands of foreign nationals granted temporary residence in the United States by an O-1 genius visa, an increasingly popular way for important people to come to America.  As Reuters reports, “The O-1 visa allows individuals of ‘extraordinary ability’ to come to the United States for up to three years, and can be extended.”  This has brought several young, college-dropout tech entrepreneurs into Silicon Valley, as well as granting Piers Morgan residency as he replaces Larry King on CNN.  C’mon, what makes him more extraordinary than your average American anchorman?

Mind you, the issuing of O-1s has met little resistance from government and industry, as it’s assumed that most of these folks are creating jobs, not taking them away from American citizens.  “The O-1 is one of the few visas we support,” said Kim Berry, a spokesman for the Programmers Guild. “When they need to bring in the best and the brightest and the entrepreneurs, that’s the only visa that helps America.”  As opposed to that other Visa that just increases America’s household debt…

COMMENT OF THE DAY: Prehistoric Playboy a bastion of journalistic excellence?

From: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161118/Aboriginal-erotic-rock-art-proves–28-000-years-ago–men-ONE-thing-minds.html

Australian archeologists have uncovered cave drawings, reported to be 28,000 years old, of our early ancestors doin’ the nasty.  No word as to whether they also uncovered service pieces on how to hook up expensive stereo equipment…

Articles or not, I’m sure that cave was very informative for many generations. ;)

COMMENTS OF THE DAY: The Sun gang’s take on Lindsay Lohan…

From: http://www.torontosun.com/2011/11/04/lohan-nude-pics-will-be-tasteful

What’s more fun than watching the Toronto Sun goons talk about an ongoing murder trial?  Why, watching them discuss the latest news from washed-up celebrities!  Don’t get me wrong, as a Playboy Cyber Club subscriber, I’ll definitely look at the pics of Lindsay Lohan when they come out, maybe download them if they’re airbrushed enough, but otherwise, I’d tend to agree with the initial commentor here:

 

(Frankly though, I’m a little disappointed that the “Bieber ‘never met’ baby accuser” piece has only received five comments to date…)

UPDATE 12/12: Since I know you came here looking for said Lohan pics, you can find ‘em ova here.  You’re welcome. :)

My email inquiry about the Playboy October Pricing Scandal remains unanswered…

When Playboy’s October issue came out last month, I was devastated to learn that the special 60 cent offer was not valid in Canada.  Being that I’m a long-time member of the Playboy Cyber Club, I decided to write them an email, channeling my inner Toronto Sun commentor in the process.  To date, I have yet to receive a reply.  Can you imagine why not? ;)

On that note, did anybody actually see one of the three episodes of The Playboy Club before it got cancelled?

Playboy’s 60-cent offer NOT valid in Canada!

Perhaps you’ve heard the news about Playboy slashing the price of its October issue to 60 cents in order to promote its new TV show.  At the time, I had speculated as to what the Canadian retail price would be–and as it turns out, it’s not much of a deal at all.

The new issue hit newsstands on Friday, so I took a trip to la Maison de la Presse Internationale in Yorkville, which appears to be the only place to purchase pornographic periodicals in this city nowadays.  Much to my dismay, that large “SPECIAL 1960S PRICE: THIS ISSUE ONLY 60 CENTS!” tagline was missing from the top of the magazine, and the price beside the barcode read $7.99.

Hef, I hafta say I’m disappointed in you.  I know it costs money to ship stuff across the border, but couldn’t you have given us Canucks at least a bit of a break on the regular price?  I know that I won’t be watching the premiere of The Playboy Club now, that’s for sure!

I can only hope this issue is addressed in our Senate’s investigation into the Canada-U.S. pricing gap, but in the meantime, I’ll just hafta stick to those two pictures of Scarlett Johansson that were leaked online.  I would definitely pay $7.99 to see more of her!