COMMENT OF THE DAY: Monsieur, I believe you meant to say “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?”

From: http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/pq-tables-revised-french-language-charter-1.1066925

Though the two events might not be related, it turns out the famous French sperm-count study was released on the day that the Parti québécois announced new measures around “how language rights are given and revoked in Quebec, affecting everything from schools, to daycares, to businesses and the bilingual status of towns and cities.”  Alas, while I’m not sure this was actually part of the bill, one CTV commenter suggests that the francophone birth rate could be maintained by implanting language police in the bedroom:

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I don’t know if they’d go that far either, but it wouldn’t surprise me if North Korea had an official policy stating you must invoke the name of Kim Jong-il while petting the one-eyed unicorn.  And no, that’s not just some lewd double-entendre, either.  In North Korea, unicorns are real!

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FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Dénicher

Dénicher: Literally, to remove eggs from a bird’s nest.  Can be used figuratively in the sense of forcing someone out of hiding, or uncovering hidden information.

As seen in: « Les libéraux devraient avoir honte, s’excuser de leur responsabilité dans le scandale de la construction et mener une enquête au sein du parti pour dénicher d’éventuels complices, soutient le Parti québécois (PQ). »

(Translation: “The Liberals ought to be ashamed, apologize for their responsibility in the construction scandal and hold an enquiry within the party to uncover eventual accomplices, the Parti québécois maintains.”)

http://www.lapresse.ca/le-soleil/dossiers/commission-charbonneau/201210/25/01-4586910-le-plq-doit-sexcuser-exhorte-le-pq.php

FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Palier

Palier: Can refer to a step, a level or a phase in a progression.

As seen in: « Le Parti québécois pourrait avoir de la difficulté à combler le manque fiscal causé par l’abolition de la taxe santé, puisqu’il ne pourra pas compter sur l’appui de l’opposition pour aller de l’avant avec les changements proposés aux paliers d’imposition. »

(Translation: “The Parti québécois could have some difficulty in filling the fiscal hole created by the abolition of the health tax, since it won’t be able to count on the support of the opposition to go ahead with its proposed changes to the levels of taxation.”)

http://www.radio-canada.ca/nouvelles/Politique/2012/09/24/002-reactions-hausse-impots-parti-quebecois.shtml

FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Enrayer

Enrayer: To block, to jam, to stop the movement of a mechanism (ie a gun).

As seen in: « L’attentat perpétré lors du rassemblement du Parti québécois (PQ) au Métropolis aurait pu se transformer en carnage si l’arme du suspect, Richard Henry Bain, ne s’était pas enrayée après un seul et unique coup de feu, selon certains enquêteurs proches du dossier. »

(Translation: “The shooting that occurred during the Parti québécois (PQ) gathering at the Métropolis could’ve turned into carnage if the weapon of the suspect, Richard Henry Bain, didn’t jam after a single shot fired, according to certain investigators on the case.”)

http://www.lapresse.ca/actualites/elections-federales/enjeux/justice/201209/06/01-4571493-metropolis-larme-du-tireur-sest-enrayee-apres-un-coup-de-feu.php

FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Funeste

Funeste: Describes something that is harmful or disastrous.  The term is also synonymous with death, ie funerary.

As seen in: « La victoire péquiste a pris une tournure funeste mardi soir qui aurait pu avoir des conséquences graves pour la vie de la première femme élue chef de gouvernement au Québec, Pauline Marois. »

(Translation: “The PQ victory took a disastrous turn Tuesday night that could have had serious consequences for the life of the first woman elected head of government in Quebec, Pauline Marois.”)

http://journalmetro.com/dossiers/quebec-2012/150505/la-fete-pequiste-prend-une-tournure-funeste/

COMMENT OF THE DAY: Uh, you and what army?

From: http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Parti+Quebecois+wins+what+prospects+referendum/7187382/story.html

Judging by the comments on this Quebec election story, it would seem that roughly 9 out of 10 Calgary Herald readers are in favour of Quebec separating from Canada.  The other one?  Well, that would be this guy:

Personally, I can’t picture Harper declaring civil war over a province that elected just five Conservative MPs last year.  Now, if Alberta were to separate, he’d have a serious political quandary on his hands!

COMMENT OF THE DAY: So, is God voting for the CAQ or the PLQ, then?

From: http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/08/31/memo-to-harper-from-pauline-marois-if-i-become-quebec-premier-im-calling-soon/

Suffice to say that the prospect of a Parti québecois government is unsettling to some, including those folks at the National Post, who are endorsing the CAQ in next Tuesday’s provincial election.  But this particular poster is ratcheting up the rhetoric—all the way up to the man upstairs.  Alas, if Pauline Marois wins next week’s election, then God doesn’t exist:

Should the unholy occur in four days’ time, I’m sure the Church of Scientology would welcome this fellow with an open wallet…

Let the débats begin!

In case you didn’t know, I’ve got more than a passing interest in Quebec politics.  Although it doesn’t affect me directly, I try to keep tabs on what’s going in the province next door–y’know, in case I need to bring my passport the next time I visit. ;)   All kidding aside, there’s a very strong possibility that our neighbours could elect a Parti Québécois government for the first time in nearly a decade–though some doubt that seperation is the Parti‘s top priority nowadays–including folks like Jean-Martin Aussant, who left the PQ to start his own party that’ll make sovereignty priority numéro un.  They’ve even created a catchy campaign song to the tune of the Francis Cabrel classic “Je l’aime à mourir” that expresses their views on the current provincial premier–but that isn’t enough to earn them a spot in the leader’s debates.

Y’see, Quebec’s political landscape has been about as varied as the United States’ over the past 40-odd years, alternating between the federalist Liberal Party and the separatist PQ since the early 70′s.  In the absence of the NDP and the Conservatives on the provincial scene (though the latter has recently sprung up as a minor player, running candidates in a mere 26 out of 125 ridings), there’s been the occasional third-party uprising (ie ADQ circa 2007), but never have they had a real menage lutte à trois in recent memory.  The CAQ, comprised of ex-ADQ members and led by Air Transat founder François Legault (himself an ex-PQ cabinet minister) created quite a splash when they first hit the scene, and while they’re currently polling third, they stand to steal a few seats in Quebec City and the Montreal suburbs.  It looks like whoever wins won’t end up with a majority government, in any case.

There are also a couple other parties with representation in the National Assembly, though they’ll do well to hold on to their current seats.  Aussant’s Option nationale, as well as Québec solidaire, represented by Ami Khadir, don’t have enough seats between them to form a three-on-three basketball team, and were left out of the one-on-one televised debates amidst a bit of a brouhaha.  If nothing else, they should divide the separatist vote in certain ridings, as both of their parties prioritize Quebec sovereignty.

Ah yes, the debates.  While last night featured the four national party leaders (Québec solidaire took part, Option nationale, despite filing an injuction, did not) going at it on most major TV networks–including Radio-Canada and even CBC Newsworld–the Big Three now face off for some mano-a-mano action on the TVA network, stating with Charest v. Marois tonite.  This could get hostile en ostie!  I know that I’ll be tuning in…

(FYI, TVA is channel 101 for Rogers Digital customers in the GTA.  These debates are set to air nightly at 9 pm.)

FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Bonne posture

Bonne posture: In French, this doesn’t just refer to someone who sits up straight, but also someone who’s in a good position relative to a certain situation.

As seen in: « Le Parti québécois (PQ) est en bonne posture au terme de dix jours de campagne électorale, si l’on en croit les sondages publiés dans La Presse et Le Devoir, vendredi matin. »

(Translation: “The Parti québécois (PQ) is in a good position after 10 days of the election campaign, if we believe the surveys published in La Presse and Le Devoir Friday morning.”

http://journalmetro.com/dossiers/quebec-2012/137315/deux-sondages-placent-le-pq-en-avance/

FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Déclenchement

Déclenchement: The action of putting a mechanism in motion, used figuratively to signify the beginning of something.

As seen in: « La chef du Parti québécois, Pauline Marois, a lancé sa campagne à Québec avant même le déclenchement officiel des élections. »

(Translation: “Parti québécois leader Pauline Marois launched her campaign in Quebec City even before the electoral wheels were officially put in motion.”)

http://www.lapresse.ca/actualites/quebec-canada/politique-quebecoise/201208/01/01-4561300-pauline-marois-il-faut-changer-ce-gouvernement-use-et-corrompu.php