This just in from the Eastern Quebec city of Saint-Georges de Beauce.  Mario Lavoie, a 49-year-old “massage therapist” has been arrested on four charges of sexual assault.  According to Quebec City newspaper Le Soleil, the accused would offer groping massage, mind-reading and Chakra-balancing services, eventually convincing his victims that he’d transfer his positive energy to them by putting his penis in their vagina.  Well, we’re assuming that’s where he put it.  Neither news report I’ve read makes any mention of male victims.

Lavoie’s business had moved three times in the past few years within the town of 32,000 in between Quebec City and the U.S. border, which isn’t usually a good sign.  Local police believe there could be more victims out there, and encourage the public to contact them with any information.  In the meantime, the suspect remains in custody until his court hearing on Monday.  Too bad tomatoes aren’t in season in Chaudière-Appalaches…