I’m not really looking to lose weight, just as long as I stop gaining it…

So I burned off 216 calories on the treadmill today, which just about makes up for the ice cream sundae I had this afternoon–although it doesn’t come close to that KFC sub I ate yesterday.  I’m trying to stick to working out three to four days a week, taking the weekends off to drink beer and eat junk food.  Well, I suppose won’t be drinking too much if the LCBOmageddonapocalypse kicks off tonight.  Although they do have a Beer Store at Dundas Square now…

You see, I’m not really trying to lose weight.  The last thing I want to do is buy several new pairs of pants.  And while my waistline is noticeably slimmer–noticeably to me, at least, cuz I live with myself–I can still fit into my old jeans.  I just hafta pull the belt a little tighter.

Don’t get me wrong, I want to be healthy and get in shape, but as one standup comedian once said, “I’ve tried everything to lose weight–except diet and exercise.”  Well, I’m now getting into the latter, but dieting on top of that is just too much for me.  I still like to enjoy my food, even if tonight I mostly filled up on bread.  Maaaan, Longo’s makes their buns way too big for a normal sized burger.  You could probably put three patties on one of those things!  Hmm, I think I might actually try that…  Homemade land-sea-and-air burger, coming right up!

Then again, I guess I could probably use some smaller buns.  And not just the ones in my pants.

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COMMENT OF THE DAY: I sure hope the Loblaws at MLG doesn’t end up like this one…

From: http://www.thestar.com/living/article/1094689–grocery-stores-targetting-male-shoppers?bn=1

Although it doesn’t mention the new Loblaws at Maple Leaf Gardens, this Toronto Star article mentions how grocery stores are becoming more man-friendly.  Did you know there’s a bar inside the Longo’s at Maple Leaf Square?  I sure didn’t…

Mind you, not all men are taking kindly to this marketing gimmick, if one is to read the comments on said Star story:

 

(Dude, what kinda man buys near-beer anyways!?)