The latest from the Costa Concordia cruise ship disaster is that Captain Francisco Shettino didn’t abandon ship—he tripped and fell into a lifeboat, or so he says. Right. To that, I say: “Go on board, penis!” Speaking of which, this incident has led one National Post commentor to reminisce about his teenage years:
I must say, I found his memory much more amusing than the last time I read about a Post poster’s wasted years…
