From: http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/apr/03/offshore-secrets-offshore-tax-haven
Big news breaking out of the British Virgin Islands, where some two-million documents revealing the stashed-away wealth of many business and political leaders of the free world have been leaked to the media. According to the report, there could be as much as 32-trillion dollars hidden in offshore tax havens. Man, that could certainly buy several islands—or, y’know, provide much-needed tax revenue to said wealthy individuals’ countries of origin.
So, whadda we do with these scumbags? Lock ‘em up and throw away the key? Slap them all with François Hollande’s taxe de richesse until they cry uncle? One Guardian commenter offers an alternate solution: Put them in (adult) movies!
Alas, while I’m sure several struggling taxpayers would pay for the voyeuristic privilege of seeing the likes of Mitt Romney (allegedly) and Pana Merchant (reportedly) take it up the derrière, I’m personally not a big fan of old-people porn. Just sayin’…

