FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Micro-message

Micro-message: The official, Office québécois de la langue française approved translation for a tweet.  While “gazouillis” or even the English term are sometimes used, “micromessage” (with or without a hyphen) is the preferred terminology.

As seen in: « L’écrivaine JK Rowling, Mikhaïl Gorbatchev, Fidel Castro ou le pape: en 140 caractères, Tommasso Debenedetti, les a tous «tués» un jour ou l’autre à travers des micro-messages fallacieux destinés, dit-il, à dénoncer les «points faibles» des médias et «la fragilité des réseaux sociaux». »

(Translation: “Author JK Rowling, Mikhail Gorbachev, Fidel Castro or the pope: in 140 characters, Tommasso Debenedetti killed them all at one point via fallacious tweets designed, he says, to denounce the ‘weaknesses’ of the media and ‘the fragility of social networks.’”)

http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2013/01/04/il-tue-des-personnalites-sur-internet-pour-denoncer-les-medias

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So, now I actually know who Che Guevara was. I still wouldn’t buy his t-shirt, though…

Last weekend, Telelatino showed the docu-drama Che, starring Benicio Del Toro, in two three-hour installments on Friday/Saturday night.  The massive movie, with a total run time of 270 minutes (that’s four-and-a-half commercial-free hours, FWIW), earned Del Toro a Best Actor award at Cannes, but wasn’t even nominated for any Oscars, cuz, y’know, it was about a communist revolutionary.  Of course, I’d seen the subject’s face on many a hipster’s t-shirt here in The Annex, but I really didn’t know much about him, aside from the fact that he had ties to Castro and the Cuban Revolution.  Alas, the Steven Soderbergh-directed bio-pic, which was based in part on the man’s actual diary, doesn’t do much to address the hype machine surrounding this mythical creature.  It does offer a pretty decent look at what he actually did during the Cuban, and later the Bolivian revolutions, however, offering a stark contrast between the two events.

Of note, the movie is almost entirely in Spanish, aside from the periodic question-and-answer narrative in Part One where he’s being interviewed by an American TV reporter before addressing the UN.  This certainly adds an air of authenticity to the proceedings–hey, it’s not like the Cuban guerrillas would talk to each other in English–but does test one’s concentration in attempting to follow along with subtitles between 10 pm and 1 am.  Fortunately, I studied Spanish for five years, and while I don’t speak it fluently, I can pick up what people are saying once I adjust to the accent.  After a while, I didn’t need the subtitles to pick up the dialogue–but still, I almost fell asleep at least a couple times.

That’s probably because the film depicts a pair of long, drawn-out conflicts.  Sure, it has its share of action scenes, but unlike, say, a Sly Stallone flick, we don’t jump from one fight sequence to another.  There’s a lot of hiding in the jungle, planning attacks and bartering for food with peasants that wouldn’t make the cut in Rambo 14, let’s put it that way.  And we aren’t even regaled with too many images of victory, either.  The first part (shown on Friday) ends with Guevara leading the troops towards Havana, where they’ve yet to do battle.  When we pick things up in Part Two (shown on Saturday), Castro announces Che’s disappearance from the country, and not long afterwards, he’s flying into Bolivia to do battle.

Mind you, in Bolivia, he wasn’t welcomed with open arms.  Unlike in Cuba, where the population joined forces to help overthrow the government, the Bolivian peasants seemed leery of these wild men, many of whom came from outside of the country, taking their food and supplies–and actually collaborated with the army to take down Che and his band of revolutionaries.  Thus, instead of dying a heroic death, he was coldly executed by a common soldier on the orders of the Bolivian president.  But suffice to say, his legacy would live on…

Don’t get me wrong, I can see why the guy was an icon in Cuba; although he isn’t portrayed as the strongest general in the revolutionary army, he used his skills as a doctor to help heal and educate the people while also uttering catchy phrases as he blew up buildings with a rocket launcher.  It helped that he close to Castro, who would elevate him to virtual sainthood when he took over the country.  But I can’t understand the man’s international appeal, especially so many years after the fact.  Communism is a dead ideology, surviving only in a few backwards dictatorships where the common folk suffer for the leaders’ gain, and existing in name only in China–which, let’s face it, has pretty much embraced capitalism, even if it remains state-controlled.  Sure, his Robin Hood story might appeal to some, but I’m not about to shell out 20 bucks for a t-shirt from The Che Store anytime soon.  Soderbergh hasn’t swayed me in that regard!

Ozzie Guillen’s Illusions

Pete Rose bet on baseball, and that’s why he’ll never be in the Hall of Fame.  Ditto Shoeless Joe and the Black Sox, who threw the World Series.  But Ozzie Guillen, the former White Sox and current Miami Marlins manager known for his colourful comments, has been suspended five games for actions that have nothing to do with baseball.  On the suspension scale, it’s not nearly as stupid as Sean Avery’s sloppy seconds, but Ozzie saying he loves Fidel Castro, while fully deserving of all the criticism and hatred from his Miami fanbase, hardly seems to impair his ability to call for a hit-and-run or lay down a bunt sign.

This isn’t the first time the MLB has stepped in to suspend someone for their controversial views, though it’s been a while.  According to the Associated Press, late Reds owner Marge Schott “so embarrassed baseball in the 1990s with her inflammatory racial remarks and fond recollections of Adolf Hitler that she was suspended from ownership duties for a season.”  Who knew that Marge Schott had been to Nazi Germany?  Don’t get me wrong, Castro has been a thorn in the side of America for many decades, but I don’t think he’s quite on the same scale as Hitler.  Considering the large number of Cuban-Americans in Miami who escaped Castro’s reign, Ozzie may have put his foot in his mouth, but I think that any suspension and/or fine should come from the club, not the commissioner’s office.  Heck, I’m not entirely opposed to the people saying he should resign…

Speaking of the Cuban dictator, it seems Fidel has a bone to pick with Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.  In an essay entitled “Stephen Harper’s Illusions,” Castro contends that Canada is still in the pocket of the UK, that its mining companies are destroying Latin America while giving a miniscule share of their revenues to the region, and that Harper should feel guilty about wearing a guayabera shirt to an OAS meeting where Cuba isn’t invited.  He even pines for the days of Trudeau, calling him “a brilliant and courageous politician who died prematurely.”

OK, on second thought, if Ozzie Guillen loves this guy so much, maybe he should be banned from baseball, too! ;)