COMMENTS OF THE DAY: Tonite we’re gonna party like it’s 1574! Oh wait, not anymore…

From: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/rick-santorum-suspends-gop-presidential-campaign/article2397244/

The Republican primary took an unexpected turn today, as second-place Rick Santorum announced that he was dropping out of the race.  ‘Twas a sad day for some…

 

…including American sweater-vest makers:

 

Alas, Mitt “Etch-a-Sketch” Romney may now have a tough time convincing voters that he isn’t as right-wing as he appeared to be during the primaries.  Unless, of course, he can count on the Etch-a-Sketchy minds of the American electorate:

 

Mitt Romney… You do not have what it takes to be Inkmaster!  (OK, so I have no clue what catchphrase they use on America’s Got Talent…)

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