Unless they’re saying I could be arrested for reading this Vancouver Sun story out loud in public…

“Counterfeit money!  That’s right, I said counterfeit money!  Whatchu gonna do about it?”

UPDATE 3:51 pm: It seems the alleged counterfeiter also allegedly pimps out underage girls, according to this Toronto Sun story.  Naturally, the people who comment on Sun stories are having a field day with him.