COMMENT OF THE DAY: Earth to Joan Rivers—there were no plastic surgeons in Nazi Germany…

From: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/08/joan-rivers-costco-banbed-book.html

Clearly, all those years of reporting on mindless celebrity drivel have turned Joan Rivers’ brain into mush.  After chaining herself to a shopping cart at a Costco store because the grocery chain won’t sell her book (apparently, it has swear words in it), she told a local TV station that this Costco book ban would essentially lead to the rise of a new Hitler.  So, first the Costco Gestapo ban your vapid book, then the Costco Fuhrer orders to send you off to a concentration camp, is that it?

Anybody remember the Monty Python sketch with the Spanish Inquisition?  I’d love to see John Cleese, Eric Idle and co. appear out of thin air every time someone invoked Nazi Germany nowadays…  Only instead of a dish rack and a comfy chair, maybe they could have a laughing gas chamber or something?

COMMENT OF THE DAY: It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I gotta poo…

From: http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/1136401–why-costco-is-preparing-for-the-end-of-the-world

You know it’s a slow news day when the Toronto Star is running a lengthy feature on “preppers,” people who stockpile canned goods and toiletries in preparation for disaster.  Well, either that, or with a train derailment, cruise-ship fire, high-school shooting and a silent film winning Best Picture at the Oscars (with a Frenchman winning Best Actor, no less!) all within the past 24 hours, the editorial board must’ve come to the conclusion that the end is near.  Hey, it is 2012, after all.  Now excuse me while I go stock up on toilet paper!

 

But let’s say the Earth does become a smouldering heap.  Where would one take a dump in the first place?