FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Frais de subsistence

Frais de subsistence: Costs related to food and lodging, ie living expenses.

As seen in: « Le Sénat a exigé que deux sénateurs remboursent à eux deux 100 000 $ en frais de subsistance, jeudi, dans la foulée de la publication de trois rapports d’évaluations externes qui ont mené à une démission et à des appels à une enquête policière. »

(Translation: “The Senate is requiring two senators to reimburse $100,000 between them in living expenses in the aftermath of the publication of three external evaluations which led to a resignation and calls for a police inquiry.”)

http://www.lapresse.ca/actualites/politique-canadienne/201305/10/01-4649535-harb-et-brazeau-sommes-de-rembourser-50-000-chacun.php

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COMMENT OF THE DAY: How to make the Liberal convention the hottest ticket in town!

From: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/liberals-work-to-fill-seats-at-leadership-showcase-amid-low-advance-ticket-sales/article10809970/

The Liberal Party of Canada has booked the Metro Toronto Convention Centre for a big I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-a-leadership-convention(!!!) tomorrow, but it seems there are plenty of great sections still available.  According to The Globe and Mail, just over 200 tickets have been sold at the 1,500-seat venue for the not-so-big event.  But hey, the much-hyped Jays season is finally underway, the Leafs might actually be playoff-bound, and I heard Rock of Ages is back in town…  or was that The Book of Mormon?

Either way, there’s still a multitude of entertainment options tomorrow that’ll offer you more bang for your buck than six Liberal candidates’ speeches and a tribute to Bob Rae.  But it’s not too late for the LPC to make a last-minute addition—or five—to the bill:

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Man, if this was an official party announcement, I’d be buying my ticket in a heartbeat.  I mean, that door prize alone has to be worth about a billion dollars! ;)

COMMENT OF THE DAY: Y’know, the Conservatives are the only party you can [blank]…

From: http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/story/2013/03/04/pol-reading-guide-partisan-line.html

The Conservatives are seemingly trying to score points with new Canadians in Saskatchewan, by using the following line on an ESL test: “The majority of voters [blank] conservative and as a result they [blank] a Harper government,” the example says.  (The verbs in question are “vote” and “elect,” lest you get any funny ideas.)  Apparently, the backlash has led Read Saskatoon to drop the question, but in the name of fairness, could they not just include other parties in their exercise?  Case in point:

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(Hmm, I wonder which verb they’d use for Trudeau?)

Looks like Patrick Brazeau won’t be taking part in the next Parliamentary charity boxing match…

As I recall, the last time a federal politician was kicked out of the Conservative caucus, it was on some trumped-up charges of cocaine and organized crime, which proved to be without basis.  But it appears that the charges levied against sparring Senator Patrick Brazeau are much more serious—he’s reportedly rotting in jail as I type this.

According to the CBC, “Senator Patrick Brazeau has been removed from the Conservative Party’s caucus after months of weathering several controversies, while sources tell CBC News that he is in a police jail in Gatineau, Que., following an alleged domestic dispute.”  Of course, none of these allegations have been proven in a court of law, but the Tory ban-hammer is much more swift and merciless.  “A senior government source says Prime Minister Stephen Harper was saddened and shocked by the latest Brazeau developments, and took action immediately,” as per the CBC.  The report notes, however, that he will still be allowed to sit in the Senate as an independent—when he’s not sitting in jail, that is.  Methinks he might begin to wish he had some lemon water, herbal teas and fish broth after a few weeks of prison food!

I suppose one might have seen the signs: his disparaging remarks towards a female reporter, his failure to pay child support (to the girlfriend he dumped after she got pregnant), the humiliating boxing loss—to a Trudeau, no less—that likely left him questioning his manhood…  Let’s just say that if the allegations are true, I hope they keep him where he belongs, left to wither away until the age of 75 in Canada’s upper chamber of government!  (Oh, and while they’re at it, could they take away his housing allowance, too?)

Pat Martin quits Twitter… Now who will we turn to for profane political tirades?

Tis a say day in the Twittersphere, as NDP MP Pat Martin, who gave us such classics as “This is a f—ing disgrace . . . closure again. And on the budget! There’s not a democracy in the world that would tolerate this jackboot s—,” has announced that his keyboard, smartphone et al have gone silent.  “I apologize for my regrettable and inappropriate language yesterday. It seems some people shouldn’t tweet so with this, I sign off,” he tweeted today before pulling the plug.  Surely, Canadian politics will never be the same!

It seems that Martin had a bit of a fit last night over not being invited to an announcement in his riding by Vic Toews over some Youth for Christ centre.  I don’t believe Toews ever responded, at least not via social media, but the National Post and Maclean’s both offer a breakdown of what went down, including another appearance by that “dreaded f-word.”  Oh, and he also called the Conservatives “rat faced whores…”

Alas, it seems the decision to quit Twitter was made by Martin after meeting Mulcair.  The Toronto Star reports that the latter’s press secretary, Karl Belanger, sent out an emailed statement, informing the media “These comments were simply inappropriate and unacceptable. Mr. Martin agrees and we understand that he has decided to stop using his Twitter account.”  So now, in order to enjoy Martin’s tirades, one will actually have to pick up a newspaper, or, y’know, pony up 6 bucks a month to read the Toronto Sun online…

What’s worse than Jean Charest, Dalton McGuinty and some young guy from PEI?

Well, according to the Fraser Institute, that would be Manitoba Premier Greg Selinger’s fiscal policy.  In a report entitled Measuring the Fiscal Performance of Canada’s Premiers 2012, the right-wing think-tank gave Selinger the lowest grade of any sitting premier with the data available at the time—including the likes of McGuinty, Charest and former Alberta premier Ed Stelmach, who have all since resigned.  Sure, it’s partially a matter of partisanship; the Manitoba NDP leader’s policies clearly don’t jive with the conservative institute.  But nevertheless, some of the scores awarded to Selinger would leave me somewhat worried if I lived in our neighbouring province.

On Government Spending, where they note that “Premiers who increased spending faster than economic growth and the rate needed to compensate for inflation and population growth performed worse on this component than their counterparts,” Fraser gave Selinger a grade of 0.0 out of 100.  He did not fare much better on Tackling Debt and Deficits either, putting up a total of 12.7 points.  Of note, Stelmach, the former Progressive Conservative leader, didn’t fare well on spending either, with a score of just 28.6 points.  Hmm, is it any wonder he didn’t last in Wild Rose country?

Not surprisingly, the top-scoring provincial leaders were all right-leaning, though it’s worth noting that the podium of Newfoundland’s Kathy Dunderdale (71.4 points), New Brunswick’s David Alward (70.4) and B.C.’s Christy Clark (60.8), who finished fourth, just behind Saskatchewan’s Brad Wall, have all been on the job for less than two years.  And yes, the best anyone could do was just less than 72.

Alas, with Charest and McGuinty in the cellar, it seems that familiarity breeds contempt for Fraser, particularly towards Liberals.  On that note, it’s probably worth mentioning that Selinger’s been in power since ’09—but he was Manitoba’s Minister of Finance for a full decade beforehand.  No word as to whether his experience in that position was a factor, though…

FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Bisbille

Bisbille: A quarrel or disagreement over a minor issue; a petty squabble.

As seen in: « Les commentaires de Justin Trudeau au sujet de «l’échec» du registre des armes d’épaule ont semé la bisbille au sein de la famille libérale et provoqué des railleries de la part du chef néo-démocrate, Thomas Mulcair, qui s’est moqué des «crisettes internes» des libéraux. »

(Translation: “Justin Trudeau’s comments about the failure of the long-gun registry created squabbles within the Liberal family and provoked pleasantries from New Democrat leader Thomas Mulcair, who mocked the Liberals’ internal crisis.”)

http://fr.canoe.ca/infos/quebeccanada/archives/2012/12/20121203-203237.html

COMMENT OF THE DAY: Never fear Trudeaumaniacs, when Justin said “long-gun registry,” he was really talking about Harper…

From: http://www.torontosun.com/2012/12/02/trudeau-targeted-over-gun-registry-flip-flop

Canadian gun-owners associations are criticizing Justin Trudeau over recent comments he made on the Liberal leadership campaign trail about how the long-gun registry was a failure, and he wouldn’t be bringing it back.  Wait, what?

“His party has never shown any remorse for the 15 years of slight that it’s given the two million firearms owners in Canada. What reason do we have to believe the leopard’s changed its spots?” a Canadian Sports Shooting Association spokesman asked the Toronto Sun.  Okay, so he might’ve flip-flopped on that one a bit.  But just wait till he clarifies his statement tomorrow…

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By that line of thinking, what he meant to say was “I see that Stephen Harper, as it was, was a failure and I am not going to resuscitate that.”  Fair enough; I wouldn’t give him mouth-to-mouth either…

Democracy’s approval rating falls 20 points in Canada; Communist Party rejoices?

A new study conducted by public-opinion research firm Samara has found that only 55 per cent of Canadians are “satisfied with the way democracy works in Canada.”  This number has fallen from 75 per cent in 2004, the last time Samara conducted similar research.  Hmm, I wonder what happened in the interim to sway public opinion… ;)

Furthermore, only 36 per cent of Canadians said they “were satisfied with how MPs do their jobs.”  This low number of satisfaction is especially shocking when you consider that only 0.4 per cent of Canadians are represented in parliament by Rob Anders.  Unless the 2,287 people surveyed mostly resided in Calgary West, it’s safe to say that several other MPs aren’t bringing home the bacon.

That said, the blind partisanship displayed by sophomoric goofballs like Anders is clearly part of the problem.  Samara reports that 61 per cent of respondents feel their elected officials do a good job at “representing the views of their party,” while only 46 per cent feel they do well when it comes to representing the views of constituents.  Which probably goes a long way in explaining why many people vote for the name of the party on the ballot more than the name of the person beside it.

In any case, there’s no question that these strict party lines in the House of Commons often don’t serve the best interests of constituents.  As one former MP told Samara, “the party isn’t always right for my riding. The party, in [many] instances, was terrible for my riding.”  Case in point, I can personally recall the Conservative candidate for Trinity-Spadina reading from party talking points that attempted to paint the G20 summit in a positive light in a televised debate.  Suffice to say he was a car-dealership owner from Markham; anyone who actually lived in Trinity-Spadina couldn’t say anything good about the summit while keeping a straight face.

So how do we get ourselves out of this mess?  Well, Samara suggests that “steps should be taken to ensure political parties—and the MPs who serve in them—better reflect citizens and their priorities,” noting that former MPs have tried to raise the issue in the House of Commons.  However, the research firm is resigned to the fact “this new research suggests that MPs’ efforts are not well-recognized or that they’re overshadowed by political party messaging.”  In other words, the common citizen is completely screwed.

FRENCH WORD OF THE DAY: Cinglant

Cinglant: Angry, hurtful, scathing; often used to describe overly-critical, harsh words or discourse.

As seen in: « Le Canada ne se fera pas d’amis s’il continue à dénigrer l’Organisation des Nations unies (ONU), ont affirmé lundi les partis d’opposition à la suite d’un discours cinglant du ministre des Affaires étrangères, John Baird, devant l’Assemblée générale de l’ONU à New York. »

(Translation: “Canada won’t make any friends if it continues to denigrate the United Nations (UN), the opposition parties stated Monday after a scathing speech by Minister of Foreign Affairs John Baird before the General Assembly of the United Nations in New York.”)

http://www.journaldemontreal.com/2012/10/01/le-canada-ne-va-pas-se-faire-damis-selon-lopposition