From: http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/story/2012/07/13/jpmorgan-trading-loss.html

So, the infamous JPMorgan trading loss has grown to a whopping $5.8-billion.  Who knew they owned so many shares of RIM? *ba-dum tish*  Suffice to say there’s a lotta spittle flying on the comments sections today, some of it more nonsensical than most.  Don’t get me wrong, that’s an obscene amount of money, but I’m still trying to wrap my head around this crazy suggestion:

Aside from pondering how loose a man’s pants must be to hold a large bag of other people’s money in one hand and still be able to reveal his Satanic ass tattoo with the other (who is this guy anyways, Alanis Morissette!?), I’m also trying to figure out how many other professions currently have their own flags…