Although I’ve long ago given up on documenting the bizarre search terms that bring people to this site on a daily basis, that doesn’t mean I haven’t seen some strange ones lately. This one made me LOL, so I figured I’d share it. Since when does typing a question about boobs at a sports bar into Google give you the exact answer you’re looking for?
For those who don’t know, Shoeless Joe’s is a chain of Southern Ontario sports bars where the servers wear very low-cut tops. I briefly mentioned this in a post I wrote about breastaurants almost a year ago, which has given me both the fifth and sixth search results for the above query. Clearly, I’m not the only one who doesn’t go there for the chicken. But with 35 locations in the Golden Horseshoe and beyond, I don’t think there’s ever been an official, company-wide “nicest tits” competition. That being said, the answer is Kendra*.
*I’m assuming there’s probably a girl named Kendra at one of these places. Seriously, who searches the internet for this stuff!? Can’t you just go down there on wing night and see for yourself???