It’s official: The new 20-dollar bills are NOT as Canadian as the maple leaf…

According to a respected University of Ottawa botanist, the stylized maple leaf that appears on the new 20 is from a species not native to Canada—the Norway maple.  “It’s almost Canadian in the fact that we can’t even get our symbols right,” Julian Starr, a plant identification and classification specialist, told The Globe and Mail.

Starr also told the Globe that like the leaf on the bill, the Norway maple “has five main lobes, or projections from the body of the leaf, and the tips are stringy. On the other hand, sugar maple leaves have just three lobes and the tips aren’t stringy.”  Hmm, do the Norwegian leaves melt in the sun, too?

The Bank of Canada denies this of course, with a spokeswoman telling the national newspaper that “We created an image for the bank note that represents a stylized Canadian maple leaf, if you will, so that it wouldn’t represent any specific species, specifically not the Norway maple.”  You can choose to believe that if you want, but me, I’d take the word of an acclaimed scientist over a paid government hack any day of the week…

And apparently, this wouldn’t be the first time the government dun goofed on our national currency.  According to Starr, the leaves on the soon-to-be-extinct penny are actually from a plane tree, not a maple.  “The coin’s two leaves emerge from different parts of the stem, rather than being directly opposite each other, which is the case for maple trees,” as per the Globe.

Now, the Norway maple might be considered an invasive species, banned in New Hampshire and Massachusetts, but hey, on the bright side, at least we didn’t put an American leaf on our money! ;)

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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Bring back the snowy owl, damnit!

From: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/boc-purges-image-of-asian-looking-woman-from-100-banknotes-1.918037

The Bank of Canada has caused a kerfuffle after announcing that they had originally intended to put an Asian female scientist on the new 100-dollar bill, before negative focus-group feedback (particularly from Quebec, as per CTV) led to them quashing the idea, opting for a “neutral ethnicity” (read: white) woman after such enlightened comments as “The person on it appears to be of Asian descent which doesn’t rep(resent) Canada. It is fairly ugly.”  Couldn’t they have just kept this c-note switcharoo under wraps, in order to avoid the wrath of the Chinese Canadian National Council?  Or better yet, stuck with the noble and majestic snowy owl, as this commentor suggests?

Hey, I see what you were trying to do there, but I think your backyard/back-pocket metaphor came up a bit short.  It almost makes it look like you’ve actually a buncha fiddys in yer backyard, and that you’ll hand over the dough to anyone who looks at you the wrong way.  Gee, I hope you don’t live in North Winnipeg…