It’s safe to say Oscar Pistorius had a memorable Valentine’s Day!

Mistakenly shooting a loved one in self-defense—it’s not just for Americans anymore! Although the facts of the case have yet to be determined, early media reports suggested that the South African Blade Runner, Oscar Pistorius, accidentally shot and killed his supermodel girlfriend, thinking she was a burglar.  This might all have been a case of a Valentine’s Day gift gone wrong, as model Reeva Steenkamp tweeted the following, shortly before her death:

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Of course, we don’t know what this surprise was, but it’s interesting that the time of her tweet happened to be around the time the neighbours called the cops the next day—for whatever that’s worth.  Speaking of Twitter, however, it would appear that Pistorius had gotten a little trigger happy in the past, once mistaking his washing machine for a burglar.  In any case, local authorities are dismissing the accidental death theory, citing previous “allegations of a domestic nature” at Pistorius’s place.

Either way, it’s a sad day for sports, as the first amputee to compete at the Olympics now joins able-bodied athletes Jovan Belcher, Chris Benoit and O.J. Simpson in the Lady-Killer Hall of Shame.  Meanwhile, Nike has quickly discontinued its Oscar Pistorius “I Am the Bullet in the Chamber—Just Do It” campaign.  Man, talk about shooting themselves in the foot!

…or the carbon fiber prosthetic, as the case may be.

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COMMENT OF THE DAY: Uh, you do know that hockey is a winter sport, right?

From: http://www.ctvnews.ca/sports/wrestling-canada-deeply-surprised-sport-dropped-by-ioc-1.1152978

The IOC shocked the world today, announcing that it was dropping wrestling, one of the founding Olympic sports, practiced by the ancient Greeks who inspired the games, in favour of golf and rugby.  Hey, there’s no doubt that rugby is a skilled, disciplined pursuit—but golf!?  C’mon man!

That said, in missing the point entirely, this CTV commenter suggests removing women’s hockey from the Winter Games in order to reinstate wrestling in the Summer Olympics.  I may not be a card-carrying member of the IOC, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works, buddy.

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Furthermore, a cursory glance at the World Ringette Championship results shows that the sport appears to be dominated by Canada, the States… and Finland, three-time defending champs.  Suffice to say that if it were to become an Olympic sport, no one could really truthfully expect any other gold medal matchup than Canada vs Finland—with those slippery Suomis bringing home the palvikinkku.  But back to the topic at hand, which is the Summer Games, I’m more inclined to agree with this CTV commentor:

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Now, I’ve never been confused for an Olympian, but I’ve heard that at the athletes’ village, even the synchronized swimmers can kick the shit out of the race-walkers!

A few photos from the Olympic Heroes Parade…

Although I didn’t take a week off work like I did for Vancouver 2010, I still watched a lot of Olympic action this year (and not just for the hot babes).  And while Canada’s medal haul wasn’t as impressive as we had in Vancouver, there were still some great stories from this year’s Games.  With many of our medal-winning athletes parading down Bay Street yesterday, I took a bit of an early lunch break in order to show my appreciation–and take a few pictures.

Toronto’s finest, leading the way…

Olympic legend Clara Hughes, who came up just short of a medal in cycling

The medal-winning dive team of Heymans and Abel (medals not included)

Diving legend Alexandre Despatie with Paralympian Benoit Huot, displaying his swimming gold

Another dynamic diving duo–Filion and Benefito

And another gold medalist–Paralympian 200M wheelchair champ Michelle Stilwell

Canada’s boxing contingent: Mary Spencer and Custio Clayton

More hardware: Canada’s gold-winning men’s wheelchair basketball team

And our golden girl, Rosie MacLennan!

Who could forget our women’s soccer team?  That’s star striker Melissa Tancredi on the left.  Captain Sinclair wasn’t there, but to be fair, she resides on the other side of the country…

Our swimming contingent, led by Brent Hayden, who made the trip from the West Coast…

…and Richard Weinberger, captured here in mid-cheer

Our triathlon team had a bitter, emotional Games–but we’re still proud of them, anyways.  Running a triathlon is an impressive feat!

Speaking of impressive feats, Robbi Weldon won the women’s road race in Paralympic cycling

More medals–our women’s eights rowing team

Tonya Verbeek blocking out wrestling teammate Carol Huynh in this shot

Paralympic swim queen Summer Mortimer shows off her impressive medal haul (with Adam van Koeverden in the background)

Apparently, Rob Ford was proud to participate in this parade.  (I didn’t know he was an Olympic athlete, either…)

We’re Number Three! We’re Number Three! We’re Number Three! We’re Number Three! We’re Number Three! We’re Number Three!

Initially, I thought that London 2012 was a pretty good Olympics for Canada; after all, we were winning medals right from the first day of competition, whereas it took us a full week to do so in Beijing.  The colour of that first medal was bronze, earned by the synchronized diving pair of Emilie Heymans and Jennifer Abel.  Twas a colour we’d become quite familiar with when all was said and done, winning 12 bronze medals in total, along with five silvers and just one gold.  So, was this a successful Olympics?  Well…

For a country of some 30-million people that puts a lot more interest and investment into winter sports (Vancouver 2010 will always be the greatest Olympic Games from a Canadian’s perspective), having won one medal for each day of competition, plus two more for good measure, is not too shabby.  Ten of the 12 countries that earned more medals than Canada also have significantly larger populations, with the exceptions of Australia, which invests a whole heck of a lot more money into summer sports (it’s not like they have much of a winter to speak of) and Holland, which only won two more medals than we did–with more than a third of their medal haul, seven medals in all, coming from the rigorous athletic pursuits of sailing and equestrian.  Not that I’m knocking show-jumping; after all, it did earn us two medals in ’08.

Overall, Canada’s performance was tied for the second-most medals earned by this country at a non-boycotted Summer Games (don’t think we’ll ever top the 44 medals awarded at the ’84 L.A. games, nor our fourth-place finish in the overall medal count–12 more medals than China!!!!!), the most medals ever collected by a country that only won one gold, and the most bronze medals won by this nation aside from 1984, when the Soviets stayed home.  I think we can safely say that we’re number three, in a dozen disciplines, anyways.

You may remember that in ’08, the message seemed to be more “We’re number four,” what with Canadians constantly just missing the podium as the week-long medal drought raged on.  But for all those fourth-place finishes (10 in total), Canada still managed as many medals in Beijing as they won in London, which seems more impressive when you consider that they were all won in the second week of competition.  In fact, Canadian competitors still finished fourth six times in these games, and I can think of a few high-profile fifth-place finishes as well.  But many of those bronze medals were truly won, from young athletes putting themselves on the map in disciplines as varied as judo, high-jump and marathon swimming, to a couple paddlers for whom the Olympic bronze was finally earned after long careers in the sport–not to mention the women’s soccer team earning Canada its first medal in summer team competition since 1936.  I really don’t think there are too many bronze-medal winners that are disappointed in the colour of their rewards.

Of course, the eye is always on the prize, and a one-to-12 gold-to-bronze-medal ratio doesn’t look so good on paper.  But it’s not like Canada’s used to owning the podium in the summertime–in fact, we’d only won three golds in Beijing.  Of those three medalists, two still took home some hardware this time around, Carol Huynh winning bronze in wrestling and the men’s eights being knocked down one step to silver in the rowing competition.  Unfortunately, our other gold-medal-winning athlete passed away before the games–no, not rider Eric Lamaze, but his stallion Hickstead, who he rode to gold in the individual jumping competition in ’08.  Meanwhile, Tonya Verbeek went from bronze to silver on the wrestling mat, as did Ryan Cochrane in the pool.  Our women’s eight, which missed the podium in Beijing, finished just behind the U.S., while Adam van Koeverden earned us another silver, albeit at a different distance.  But aside from van Koeverden, the other ’08 silver medalists didn’t come through four years later, and that’s largely the reason why our podium scale leans heavily to the right.

For one thing, we went from four rowing medals to just two, with the likes of Calder and Frandsen, who won the first Canadian medal of the Beijing Games, retiring from competition.  Simon Whitfield fell off his bike in the triathlon, while Jason Burnett fell on the trampoline and his teammate Karen Cockburn was just bumped off the podium on the women’s side, finishing fourth.  The equestrian team found itself at a disadvantage when a minor injury to one of its horses left them a rider short in the competition, while Alexandre Despatie, who injured himself in training a few weeks before the Olympics, came up short in the springboard diving final.  Emilie Heymans, who won a silver in platform diving in Beijing, switched to the springboard, where she still managed a bronze in the synchro event, and Karine Sergerie, who won Canada’s first silver medal in Taekwondo, couldn’t repeat the feat, finishing ninth.  Mind you, most of the aforementioned athletes were in the later stages of their careers, and with the possible exceptions of Sergerie and Burnett, they won’t be around come 2016.

That’s the thing with the Olympic Games; four years is an awfully long time in an athlete’s career.  You can go from the top of the podium to the back of the pack, to not even competing at the Games–and vice-versa.  For instance, our golden girl, “Whole Lotta” Rosie MacLennan, finished seventh in Beijing.  (Mind you, she was only 19 at the time.)  And with London 2012 bronze-medal winners Richard Weinberger, Derek Drouin, Antoine Valois-Fortier and Jennifer Abel all born in the ’90s, well, I’d like to think this is just the start of good things to come.  With a little luck, and a whole lotta training, the medal scale should tip to the other side in 2016.

OLYMPIC BABES: Australian synchronized swim team

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Can’t say I watched any of the synchronized swimming competition–but obviously I should have.  The Australian team, pictured above, may have finished last in the Free Routine Final, but they certainly had the best tunes, swimming to an AC/DC medley that includes “Back in Black” and “Thunderstruck.”  I haven’t found a video of said routine online, but this clip below shows a snippet of  what they do in the pool (starting around the 1:30 mark).  Sure beats the hell outta most of the music played during the closing ceremony…

OLYMPIC BABES: Spanish basketball fans

¡Viva España!

Their team was edged out by the United States in the gold-medal game, but I gotta give the edge to the Spanish fans.  While the Americans had big shot CEOs, ex-politicians and movie stars supporting them, along with a few folks wearing too much facepaint, the Spaniards sure had some fine-looking female fans.  Alas, I couldn’t find any pictures of them on Google, so this is a shot of some Spanish women celebrating their soccer World Cup win.  Hey who knows, they might’ve been at the Olympics, too…

OLYMPIC BABES: Jaqueline “Jaque” Carvalho (Brazil, volleyball)

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Big upset in women’s volleyball today, as the second-ranked Brazilians bounced back from a round-robin loss to the Americans to beat the USA in four sets with relative ease.  After dropping the first set 25-11 to Team USA, the Brazilians won the next three by no fewer than five points.  They sure look good heading into the 2016 games in Rio–and none better than wing spiker Jaqueline Maria Pereira de Carvalho, better known as Jaque, although at 28 years old, she might not be at the top of her game in four years’ time.  Here’s hoping we get to see more of her–and a bonus vid of her dancing with Destinee Hooker of the U.S. team, for good measure.  Never thought I’d say this, but man, I wish I was that five-year-old girl…

OLYMPIC BABES: Evgeniya Kanaeva (Russia, rhythmic gymnastics)

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What am I doing watching rhythmic gymnastics?  Well, it was halftime of the gold-medal men’s soccer game, and Sportsnet was showing men’s wrestling, so let’s just say I’d rather look at Evgeniya than a couple guys in tight spandex.  The 22-year old gymnast defended her gold medal from Beijing by winning the all-around competition again this year with high marks from the judges across the board.  She can sure do some fancy tricks with that ribbon!

OLYMPIC BABES: Mariana Pajon (Colombia, BMX)

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Since when was BMXing an Olympic sport!?  (2008, apparently.  Guess I missed it in Beijing…)  In any case, Colombian eyes were smiling today, as this 20-year-old rider took home the first gold medal for her country at the 2012 Games.  The Colombian flag-bearer at the opening ceremonies, one can likely assume that she’s able to outride any potential kidnappers…

OLYMPIC BABES: Diana Matheson (Canada, soccer)

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The miniscule (5’0″) midfielder scored the biggest goal in Canadian soccer history today, taking advantage of a fortuitous bounce off a French defender to notch the bronze-medal winner with, oh, about 10 seconds left in stoppage time.  This must surely make her the most popular person in Oakville who’s not some big-shot CEO, and the most famous five-footer since Doug Flutie.  Betcha they’re already preparing her plaque in the Hall of Fame! ;)