Citizens of Amercia, Judgement Day is upon you… Tomorrow is the day that Obama takes your guns away! Every last one of them! Including the one you used to shoot the gator that had a mean look in his eye like he wanted to have sexual relations with your wife—so help you Reagan!
Oooor not. But in any case, President Obama did hold a press conference today to say that tomorrow, Joe Biden’s task force will have some recommendations “for curbing gun violence” in the wake of the tragic Newtown shooting. Methinks that “banding” hammers won’t be one of them:
But hey, it’s probably safe to say that if the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx were against all forms of music, they probably wouldn’t be fans of firearms, either. And did they not destroy that guitar with a hammer!? (Sorry, that’s a Rush reference. Y’all wouldn’t get it…)