From: http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/canada/amorous-elk-banished-after-forbidden-love-174715721.html
In an ongoing case of inter-species erotica, an elk was repeatedly seen fornicating with one of Farmer Messner’s cows in 100 Mile House, B.C. The majestic creature, which had reportedly attracted scores of curious on-lookers with its shameless displays of forbidden love, recently had its horns removed in an effort to avoid drawing the attention of sporting hunters, some from as far away as Winnipeg…
(Shot might be too cruel a punishment, but certain women have hacked off their husbands’ members for the same sorta thing…)
