From: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/us-farmer-eaten-by-his-hogs/article4581928/

In the midst of the global bacon shortage, a 69-year-old Oregon farmer was eaten whole—and possibly alive—by a sty full of 700-pound porkers.  I suppose this might be a matter of revenge for all those bacon cheeseburgers?

Clearly, there’s a lesson to be learned here: don’t fork with pork!