Man, you gotta love Metal Archives.  Sometimes, when looking for information on the online metal encyclopedia, you come across the silliest bands that someone nevertheless took the time to properly document and catalogue.  Case in point:

Clearly, this lad has had a few too many.  But instead of passing out in the forest of ravishing grimness, it seems he didn’t make it past his own driveway with his black-metal boots on.  Alas, Alcoholism only released one demo, Abhängigkeit, in 2011, before splitting up.  That’s right, he broke up with himself.  However, it seems the mysterious figure known only as F. has plenty of other one-man black-metal projects on the go, including Cold, Black Werewolf and Cancer of the Larynx–the latter of which is apparently a funeral-doom three-piece, mind you.