Diana Matheson

The miniscule (5’0″) midfielder scored the biggest goal in Canadian soccer history today, taking advantage of a fortuitous bounce off a French defender to notch the bronze-medal winner with, oh, about 10 seconds left in stoppage time.  This must surely make her the most popular person in Oakville who’s not some big-shot CEO, and the most famous five-footer since Doug Flutie.  Betcha they’re already preparing her plaque in the Hall of Fame!