Mitt Romney was booed on the campaign trail today while giving a speech to the NAACP in which he said “If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looking at him.” But what the hecklers don’t know is that when he says he’ll lower taxes for “job creators,” what he really means is that he’ll be lowering the black unemployment rate. Dontcha know there’s a connection between those two things?
Rumour has it that Romney will also tie the U.S. inflation rate to the number of commandments in the Book of Mormon, and when he says he’ll repeal Obamacare, what he really means is he’ll provide free post-secondary education to all Americans. Yeah, that’s it…
