Bieber Fever–the next major epidemic?

An actual study done by a University of Ottawamasters student and her professor has found that Bieber Fever is more infectious than measles, according to the National Post.  “The study found that the hysteria over singer Justin Bieber has the ability to spread effortlessly to children all over the world, with no signs of stopping.”

The study also states “Through constant exposure, Bieber fever has incubated and spread. Millions are already infected, with more at risk every day. Action is urgently needed.”  A known antidote has yet to be developed, but here’s hoping it doesn’t involve listening to Nickelback.

The study’s authors suggest that the only way to end Bieber Fever would be the “Lindsay Lohan effect,” an endless amount of bad press.  Or if Bieber were to flash “his” vagina upon leaving a cab, I’m sure that would traumatize his young female fans, as well…

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