There is really nothing worse than a stoppage in play during a hockey broadcast where Chris Cuthbert has to read the promo for the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.  I mean, I’d get it if it was a basketball game, but really!?  Not sure how many hockey fans are actually gonna watch that show–me, I’ll stick to the adult version.

Hustler Video probably didn’t have a hard time casting a porn star as Kim Kardashian, considering that she pretty much looks like a porn star herself.  After all, the reason she and her family are famous is because she did that sex tape with Ray J a few years back.  In fact, this film opens with Hustler’s take on said piece of cinema–only in this one, he doesn’t take her to Burger King.

On the other hand, the 5’2″ Missy Stone doesn’t really resemble Khloe Kardashian, but she makes up for it by going lesbionic in a kinky sex store scene.  Likewise, MILF star Nicki Hunter is a lot hotter than Kris Jenner, and she turns a cliched delivery-boy storyline (“I’ve got a package for you, ma’am”) into a real slobberknobber of a scene, complete with a couple ATM deposits.  The big climax of the film involves a three-way, a stripper pole, and Kim taking it up the Kard-ASS-ian.  Nuff said!

Although this film dates back to 2009, they made a sequel last year, swapping Dylan Ryder (who played Kortney in the original) for Veronica Rayne as Kim.  Mind you, I’m not sure anybody really noticed…

That said, I think it’s safe to say you won’t see this kinda action on the series premiere tonite!