For those who always wanted to see those Glee kids get it on (or pornstars singing)…

Not sure how I came across this (OK fine, it was the first film on this list), but apparently Hustler made a porn parody of the popular teen TV show a little while back.  The third season of Glee may be heating up, but if you really wanna see ‘em get hot and heavy, This Ain’t Glee XXX really kicks it up a notch.

The porn stars don’t really look like the actors from the show, but this adult film features plenty of horny cheerleaders, student-teacher conferences, and the most disturbing male orgasm scream you’ve ever heard courtesy of Tucker Slaine (I only hope he was overacting).  This Ain’t Glee fared well at last year’s AVN awards, with nine nominations, winning Best Music Soundtrack, Best Original Song and Best Actress, Andy San Dimas.  San Dimas is no stranger to Hustler parodies herself, having played Lois Lane in Superman XXX: A Porn Parody, Adrian in Rocky XXX: A Parody Thriller and Marge in Simpsons: The XXX Parody–a live-action film, by the way.  She delivers a commanding performance as Rachel, a girl who knows what she wants, and isn’t afraid to tell her band teacher how to give it to her.

And yes, there are a few musical numbers too, all of which were nominated for AVNs.  Between sex scenes, we’re treated to pornographic parodies of Queen (“Big Tushy Hos”), Journey (“Knocked Up at Eighteen”) and The Police (“Don’t Come All Over Me”).  Most of the stars can’t really sing, although male lead Chad Diamond, who plays Mr. Schoe, apparently did dinner theatre before getting into adult films.  That said, these tunes are actually kinda catchy.  Here’s the one that won the award:

One critic called This Ain’t Glee the worst thing ever, but I’d hafta disagree.  That person has obviously never seen Hard Core Logo II!

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