This just in: Octomom, the woman who became “famous” for giving birth to octuplets—and now has 14(!) kids—has hit rock bottom.  She’s filed for bankruptcy, and even says she’s willing to do porn, but under one condition: “I wouldn’t even kiss somebody for money,” Suleman told HLN “Showbiz Tonight” correspondent Nischelle Turner. “I would not kiss somebody. I wouldn’t touch somebody.”

Hmm, that kinda defeats the purpose of a porno movie, doesn’t it?  I mean, would anyone pay to see her in a solo shoot?

Then again, it seems that all of her progeny were test-tube babies…  Makes you wonder when was the last time she “touched another human’s flesh,” so to speak…

UPDATE 6:55 PM: Although Nadia Whatsherface isn’t in it, looks like someone already made a porno movie about her.  Behold the cinematic greatness of… Coctomom! (Clicking the link below opens the full-screen preview.)