Especially if it said: “Did you just call me a fat fuck!?” on the back.

For those who don’t f—king know, Rob Ford is in hot water (again) over a 911 call he made after being “assaulted” by CBC comedian Mary Walsh on This Hour Has 22 Minutes.  Of course, Ford denies he swore at the 911 dispatchers.  I guess he was referring to his neighbours’ female dogs when he said “You bitches!”  Yeah, that’s it…